Harry Potter and the Next Sequel

You thought "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2" was the last Harry Potter movie? Then obviously you don't know how Hollywood works! So prepare yourself for more magical mayhem and 3rd Quarter profits!

"Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom" Harry, Ron and Hermione must rescue some magical stones from a cult of Deatheaters who worship the dead Voldemort and like magical stones.

"Wizards vs. Aliens" When Hogwarts comes under alien invasion, it's up to Harry and the students to fight back with every magical weapon at their disposal. Wands and ray guns? Awesome!

"When Harry Met Ginny..." Watch how the great love of Hogwarts first came about in a romantic comedy that has actual fairy dust. I'll have what they're having!

"Wand-man" After Harry vanquishes Voldemort, he realizes there are others out there, muggles and wizards alike, who can use his help. So he decides to become a superhero and dubs himself Wand-man! He learns that with great magical power comes great responsibility. Also, a cape.

"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 3" Turns out there's another horcrux! And it has to be destroyed! Also, they don't know where it is and some trolls are after it!

"Hogwarts: The New Class" It's a new year at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Harry's kids face new dangers along with the Weasely's kids and maybe Neville's.

"Harry Potter: the Musical" With Daniel Radcliffe's new-found Broadway musical chops, what's more natural then redoing the whole series over as a musical? Featuring such tunes as "Who Turned My Girlfriend into a Newt?," "I've got a Philosopher's Stone in Me Pocket," "You Call that a Horcrux?" and "Butterbeer Makes Everything All Right."

"Goldfingers" Voldemort's sniveling lackey, Peter Pettigrew, sets himself up as an evil wizard kingpin and Harry and the gang have to re-unite to defeat him. As well as just rub to James Bond's face in their superior total grosses for a movie franchise.

"Harry Potter and the Breaking Twilight" Harry Potter is forced to fight vampires after they kidnap Ginny and threaten to make her "Queen of the Undead." All while taking their shirts off constantly.

"Bring Me the Head of Harry Potter!" When the wizarding world begins cracking down on other criminal activity after Harry Potter's victory, a gang of outlaws, gangsters and lowlifes go after the Boy Who Lived to put a stop to that (both the crack down and the living).

"Abbott and Costello Meet Harry Potter" A pair of bumbling delivery men brings a mysterious crate to Hogwarts and accidentally set a horrible monster loose on campus.

"Harry Potter and the Hacked Owl" A huge scandal erupts when it is learned Rita Skeeter has been tapping into people's private messages to write an unauthorized biography of Harry Potter for "The Daily Prophet" (since renamed "the Daily Profit" after Rupert Murdoch took it over).

"Harry Potter and the Theme Park Cross-Over Movie" The Hogwarts Gang gets magically transported to Florida to protect families' fun-filled vacations at reasonable prices.

"Harry Potter and the Unnecessary Reboot" What? You thought Harry Potter was protected from this? He's going to need a more powerful Protego Totalum spell for that.