Having a Tax Rebate Party

We all have something special to buy when we receive our tax rebate check. Some people will go to the mall and buy an item that they previously could not afford. It could be anything from a watch to a washing machine. Whatever they buy will help stimulate the economy and get us out of the recession we are in. The worst thing that a person can do with the check is put it in the bank. That would be bad for the country. We need spenders not savers. Most people have sex on their minds and they are going to use that money to party. The check is theirs to spend in anyway that makes them happy. Let's wish that their party is a lot of fun.

There is nothing as exciting for a senior citizen than making love to someone twenty years younger then themselves. But the problem is that it costs too much money to party with a youngster. It is an unaffordable luxury to those that live on a fixed income. I have good news for seniors, the tax rebate checks will be arriving this week. Seniors should give themselves a special treat by wining and dining a young lover with the extra money. It will be good for the economy and soul.

I am in love with a woman and her thirty year old daughter. It has been two years since we all had a chance to make love. The problem is that they are very demanding. It is expected of me to take them to a fancy restaurant and then to a gift shop. But with the tax rebate check that will be arriving shortly they surely will be spending the night in my bedroom. I am deeply in love with both of them and if I ever hit the lotto they will both become my wives. A cult leader in Utah would be willing to perform the ceremony.

During my college years I was quite a lover. As captain of the football team all the ladies wanted a chance to spend a night in my dorm. I never got involved with any of them but gave each a taste of the best part of me. But those years are gone and remain only as pleasant memories. My tax rebate check will soon arrive; I will do my best to recreate one of those erotic nights that I enjoyed in my college dorm.
Melpol

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