Head to Toe Sexy: Beyonce Vs. Shakira

It seems like to make it in the music world as a woman it helps you to be drop dead gorgeous as well. That seems rather shallow and sad, but let's just embrace that because that is often times the way it is; God knows I didn't by that first Shakira Cd because of her voice. Speaking of Shakira she is involved with this match-up, yes ladies and gentlemen it is once again time for a celebrity comparison body part by body part with: HEAD TO TOE SEXY: Beyonce Vs. Shakira!!!!

HEAD: Both ladies have fairly marketable heads on their shoulders, though from a United States point of view Beyonce is the greater success. Both women come from dark origins with dark skin, though Shakira tends to have lighter colored hair, yet not styled as expensively as Beyonce's. Both ladies have lovely smiles, but Shakira comes with more of an earthy tone and feel to her whereas Beyonce is shiny, but not so shiny as to be a Barbie doll. In comparing their singing voices I think I'd rather end up looking into Beyonce's brown eyes as opposed to Shakira's because Shakira's voice is sort of a high nasally, grating, muppet sounding thing when belting out the tunes.

ROUND 1: BEYONCE!

TO: As displayed in their music video together both ladies have bodacious bodily goodies to bounce and jiggle around. Quite frankly I was surprised to see Beyonce keeping up with the more sensual aspects of Shakira's trademarked moves. Beyonce comes from a world more in tuned with pop choreography whereas Shakira seems to flow more naturally, and seductively at that. They seem neck to neck in keeping fit and in shape and Beyonce snagged the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, placing her ahead of many supermodels.

So as it stands, Beyonce is a good deal taller than Shakira, but that is only in height: one must pit the Swimsuit cover against the sensual belly dancing. Almost like asking a guy if her prefers porn magazines or videos because one is live action when viewed the other still, and though people like to switch between the two for the best variety: live with a slow motion button is probably preferred. Lacking in height Shakira seems to overcome that, and heck being just below 5 foot tall is cute.

ROUND 2: SHAKIRA!

TOE: If we are to go by the tastes of foot movie director connoisseur Quentin Tarantino, who apparently knows everything there is to know about everything, who was outed on the Tyra banks show as well as by obviously long lingering camera shots in Death Proof, Kill Bill, and Jackie Brown, then the "sisters" have better feet. Which, since Tarantino considers himself a white black man would mean that Beyonce is probably more his taste, though he did indeed put Salma Heyek's in his mouth during from Dusk Til Dawn. Heyek is Mexican whereas Shakira is Columbia, but those are both South of the Border when compared to Beyonce nationality-wise; Latino. Beyonce has a movie career whereas Shakira does not, but forget the movies that's not real, we'll have to rely on our own judgments.

Beyonce is taller so one could say her attractive legs are long, but then look at how well they carried her in the infamous plunge and tumble down the stairs bit at a concert, immortalized forever on Youtube. Really Shakira's leg and foot work helps create the flow of what one her the body section of this as well.

Both women probably have injuries from dancer's feet, but Beyonce's seems to be scrunched in designer torture devices; shoes, whereas Shakira is more often than not seen bare. Bare foot walking leads to its own issues, such as rough sol, but something about Shakira just seems to state that she takes care of those soles. What that something is just pure fantasy, but then again for most men that is what Shakira represents and side by side with Beyonce would be the ideal combination for most. Alas there can be only one winner and after much though, Tarantino does not know everything.

ROUND 3: SHAKIRA!

The battle of sexiness between Beyonce and Shakira could probably go back and forth forever in argument, but regardless of the opinions of others I am sealing the records on this one and finalizing the conclusion that by Head To Toe Sexy standards:

Shakira is Sexier than Beyonce!