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Head to Toe Sexy: Jennifer Aniston Vs. Angelina Jolie

Who is More Sexy?

Wes Laurie
Brad Pitt always finds his face on top ten lists featuring sexy men, which by that I mean he is featured on them and more specifically ones with pictorials to go along with them, not that he actually enjoys rubbing his face on lists about sexy men. Now that I've stood up for Brad Pitt's heterosexual status I present exhibits "A" and "B" to back up my case: Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Both have been in the arms of Pitt and both have been in the dirty minds of both male and female entertainment consuming fans. One tries to ditch her wholesome Friends appeal while the other is considered a baby adopting home wrecker, but which is sexier? This is Head To Toe Sexy: Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie!

HEAD: Both women tend to have great looking hair, however Jennifer Aniston has been attributed to starting an entire hair fashion craze. It seemed that whatever style she wore on the television show Friends became the staple for what women wanted in order to be sexy like a celebrity.

When it comes to eyes neither one is lacking, however Aniston's soft gaze is nowhere near as seductive as Jolie's. One can easily see how she stole Brad Pitt's attention away.

Scrolling down the face we hit on the nose, which Jennifer Aniston has a unique one to her face, then again she obviously had plastic surgery to correct what she thought was a flaw. Jolie once again comes ahead on this features and her mouth seals the deal. Angelina Jolie probably has the most famous and desired set of lips on any actress.

ROUND 1: ANGELINA JOLIE!

TO: In body comparison both women are going to turn heads one way or another. However it is a bit creepy that Billy Bob Thronton used to turn Angelina's head and he gained access to her goodies. Jennifer is a softer more lady like presence of elegance on average and does not sport the same fascination as Jolie with tattoos.

Physically Jolie probably maintains better conditioning of her body as she is no stranger to action hero roles such as Lara Croft. Jolie also has the ability to dress up and look as royal as Aniston though, so it would seem she has a one up in this category. Besides all women probably have a Billy Bob somewhere in their past.

ROUND 2: ANGELINA JOLIE!

TOE: When I think of the legs on these two stars I can conjure up two exact scenes from moving picture media: Angelina Jolie in the movie Taking Lives and Jennifer Aniston on the David Letterman show. In Taking Lives there is a love scene where Jolie wraps her legs around her lover, in fact her love scenes from Mr. And Mrs. Smith and Original Sin are pretty steamy as well. Aniston on the other hand remains with the more elegant look, even if she tried to change her image with Derailed. Her legs as displayed in one of the pictures attached to this are the perfect image of an average man's fantasy.

Dropping down the legs and inspecting the toes, with her action history Jolie's bigger sized feet are possibly more beat up than those of the more pampered Aniston. Aniston wears some really tight and funky shoes that like to pop her veins out from what I can tell, but when she is all calm and relaxed she probably has the edge on Jolie in the lower digits.

ROUND 3: JENNIFER ANISTON!

Just like in the real life romance ring Angelina Jolie has taken Jennifer Aniston down for the count. Her luscious lips and active body were too much for Aniston's smooth looking legs to handle.

Angelina Jolie is sexier than Jennifer Aniston.

Published by Wes Laurie

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  • fan number 110/5/2010

    Jen Aniston beats Angelina in all categories. for the person who said Angie was more sexier you need glasses.Jenifer is the most sexiest movie star in the world. Brad was a fool. He need glasses also. You go jen!

  • Judith D8/20/2010

    Jennifer is the most beautiful and has the perfect body. Angelina can't even come close. Her arms are so long, veiny and skinny she could drag her knuckles. Her lips will start hanging down around her chin as she ages. Her skin looks like it is starting to sag, so her tattoo's will began to look distorted. Then there's the famous forehead you could ski off of. Angelina should be grateful for photo shop pic's. I think that about says it all. Jennifer wins hands down.

  • JUST ME7/20/2010

    both look good, but i prefer jennifer aniston - just find her wholesome,freshness more appealing.to some comments below - when did brad pitt's ''choice''become the deciding factor in who's better looking - he left ja so she is worse looking!?! ridiculous. both look good in their own ways.good looking women - let them be.

  • Chris McCarthy7/11/2010

    Yikes. I have to disagree with the last comment poster. I think Jennifer Aniston wins. Angie's exotic, but Jenn is more of an all-American girl. At least to me.

  • Your kidding7/11/2010

    Wow. What a match-up. Is this a joke? Who are you going to match-up next? Sarah jessica parker VS Jessica Alba? Kathy Griffin VS Natalie Portman? Bahahaha!! News bulletin: Angelina wins on every score - the legs in particular of Jolie's go on for days, are slender and a mile long - they are not short stumped and spray-on tanned orange. As for feet, Angelina's feet are smooth and slender, while Aniston's as you commented, are veiny, orangy and leathery. They literally looked like a weight lifters feet. Pretty gross. Don't believe me? take a gander: http://i41.tinypic.com/w8qh4k.jpg YUCK, my EYES!!!

  • andy5/9/2010

    all those who say Jolie is a bag of bones, i would love to see what the result of jennifer body will be if and when she has a baby, because i strongly believe that is why she does not have a baby, jennifer know she will lose that plastic body, or need more plastic, OMG just look at her before pictures she is fat with a big chin small eyes, dark hair, you call that beautiful please Jolie is for real no botox, plastic, she is the most beautiful when was jennifer the most beautiful in what mag, or planet, not here on earth.

  • SPORTS GUY3/13/2010

    LET ME ASK THIS SPECIAL JOLIE FANS...WHY DID BRAD PITT SHOW UP AND MARRY THIS PLATIC LIP GIRL AND SKINNY BONE HEAD YOUNG WOMAN JOLIE!!! ... i think if you guys compare TAXI CAP and a 20 hour plane ride... what what you use.... i say taxi and jolie can hit the down road... i ll take that 20 hour flight with JENNIFER ANISTON... myd fly over greece and back! return flyd to the US... i think JENNIFER ANISTON would never be a boring convasation... oh by the way cap stoped BRAT PITT just took the down the road CAP taxi.. hell pay for her

  • Scott12/5/2009

    MAN are you nuts, Jennifer is built way better than angelina no disrespect to angelina but she is to skinny and Jennifer has curves,you are welcome to have your opinion...... but you missed this one buddy !!!

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  • Jennifer11/4/2009

    continued....Telecomm 187 - Maybe see a therapist about your anger, make sure it is one of "YOUR PEOPLE". (sarcasm). Anyway, Jolie is sexier, in my opinion.

  • Jennifer11/4/2009

    Angelina is beautiful, Jennifer is pretty. Both are attractive in their own way. It's the difference between movies and television. Their sexiness is also measured by their expression and talent. Jennifer is great at comedy and funny women can be very sexy. Angelina has sexiness through her tough, intense, strength. For all the put downs about Angelina being too skinny, I can tell you twice as many men find thin/skinny/bony far more attractive than the "average shaped woman". Jennifer is in great shape, trainer and all, but later in years, for a woman in our society, tall and thin overcomes short and fleshy any day. Teleomm187, you come across as an ignorant racist to state that the author must be "very white and stupid". Also, today's "flat ass" will probably not be tomorrows huge, ugly bubble butt. You then say "where do YOU PEOPLE get off with lips" as if black women corner the market on thick lips because they are born with them. Maybe see a therapist about your anger, make sure it

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