Heat Up the Holidays with Sexy Recipes

Holiday Recipe for Sex

Barb Webb
What better time of the year to indulge in your favorite treats than during the winter holidays? Cheesecake, pumpkin pie, chocolate curls, and candy canes-whatever your passion, the season is filled with yummy temptations.

I know what you are thinking about now. Just what does this have to do with pleasing my partner? Won't all these holiday goodies have the opposite effect by adding bulges in less than desirable places?

No.

Not if you re-think the way you imbibe those delectable morsels.

It's time to turn your cravings into the makings for a hot, sticky-sweet holiday treat that will leave your lover and you racing to the store for another round of whip cream.

The following three recipes are sure-fire formulas for sinfully naughty nights and decadent daytime extravagances…And they may just put the "O" in your Ho, ho, ho!

Even Better than Better Than Sex Cake

If you've ever tried this mix, you'll know these simple ingredients turn into one scrumptious treat, but did you ever consider taking the recipe to a new level by involving your partner? Take a peek at the new, improved "sexy" version and by all means, please try this at home in your kitchen.

Ingredients:

· 1 german chocolate cake mix

· 1 can Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk

· 1 can Hersheys chocolate fudge

· 2 9 ounce cans whip cream

· 2 crushed full size chocolate bars

Directions:

Crush Hershey bars. Invite your partner into the kitchen for a pre-taste test. Remove one can of whip cream from the refrigerator. In a small mixing bowl, mix a handful of crushed chocolate with a few spritzes of whip cream.

Remove your clothes. Remove your partner's clothes. Think about pre-heating the oven and then say "screw it" to opt for finding creative uses for the chocolate whip cream mixture and the remainder of the can of whip cream. Pull out the other can of whip cream with thoughts of finding out who can cover their body parts the fastest and who can find the most creative, sumptuous way to remove it from the other.

Get sloppy, sticky and find new uses for your kitchen furniture and utensils. Dig in the fridge for a bottle of chocolate syrup to go with the whip cream and crushed chocolate bars. Enjoy. Repeat. Enjoy. Repeat, until both partners have thoroughly enjoyed baking their goodies.

If you are still in the mood for more chocolate-clean up kitchen, and preheat oven according to cake mix package. Mix cake mix according to package directions and bake.

When cool, poke holes in cake with handle of wooden spoon. Pour condensed milk in cake, spread fudge on top.

Run to the store for more whip cream and chocolate bars. Spread cool whip over fudge, put crushed chocolate bars on top. Refrigerate and enjoy, in any way you might choose.

BONUS IDEA: Max a gift basket with all the ingredients and make up a recipe card to go with. Use the above instructions, or come up with some naughty notions of your own. Pop a bow on it and either hand deliver to your partner or place in an area they are sure to find it. The thought alone might fire up your lover, you may never even get around to making the cake!

Hot Chocolate Passion

Staying on the chocolate kick, why not indulge in one of the season's favorite drinks? Only after mixing this concoction, follow the special directions for an extra splash of holiday fun.

Ingredients

4 cups milk
4 ounces Baker's German Sweet Chocolate, finely chopped
½ tsp. ground cinnamon
Miniature Marshmallows (optional)
Directions:

Combine milk, chopped chocolate and cinnamon in a medium saucepan. Cook over a medium heat, stirring frequently until chocolate is melted and mixture comes to a boil. Pour heated mixture into two coffee cups and top with mini marshmallows if so desired.

Now, to heat things up extra special, sit with your partner in an area where you can both stretch out and relax such as the bedroom or on a couch. When the hot chocolate cools to a level you can enjoy without burning your tongue (if you must wait awhile, a little foreplay or sensual kissing is recommended) take a drink and enjoy the liquid sensation rolling across your tongue, down your throat, warming your belly, readying you for hotter sensations to come.

Next, take another sip of liquid in your mouth; swish it around until the inside of your mouth is nice and toasty. Then find a spot on your lover to warm with your mouth. Drink, swish, and repeat as many times as you wish and your willing partner submits to your hot tease.

BONUS IDEA: For a truly enjoyable evening, fill an extra cup with ice cubes or cold water and alternate between warming and cooling your mouth to bring your partner contrasting sensations of sheer delight!

Honey Do Me

Honey powder is a hot item at the adult stores, but prices can sometimes be prohibitive to try this fun concoction. So this holiday season, why not try making a homemade version. Besides being easier on your pocket book, it's easy to put together and will be super fresh too.

Ingredients

1 cup Cornstarch
1 tsp Vanilla Powder
1 tsp Honey
Directions:

Mix vanilla powder with cornstarch. Add honey to the mixture. Mixture should form into large clumps. Pick up a clump of the mix and rub it between your hands until it forms tiny particles.

Grab your partner. Using a feather, a feather duster, a soft brush, or a puff to apply the powder. Pick a spot on your partner's body, apply, and lick or suck it off. You'll get a great sweet taste sensation and they'll delight in being your main dish.

BONUS IDEA: Don't have the time or inclination to make body powder? A great substitution to use are flavored hot chocolate powders. Simply open a packet and enjoy dusting it on your partner for some flavorful fun! You might even want to take a glass jar, fill it with powder, and attached a note and a feather duster with a pretty ribbon to give as a gift. Your lover will thank you for your thoughtfulness in ways you're sure to treasure!

In addition to the above recipes, try using variations on your own favorites. And remember, there's always room for Jello®

Published by Barb Webb

Author/ Freelance writer, Barb Webb is a Paper Crafts Expert, Cost Cutting Expert and one Internet-savvy Mom! In addition to being a Featured Crafting Contributor for Associated Content, Barb is the Paper C...  View profile

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