Heathers

A Tribute to Associate Content's Heathers

Stephen Joltin
Heather Lynn is really cute.
Heather B. is sexy.
The fact that I can't be with all
Is starting to really vex me.

Heather Moore has sweet pigtails.
Which more or less excite me.
Heather Hapooja at any time
Can give me aroma therapy.

Heather Fowler likes erotica
But mostly with vampires.
But I would surely bare my neck
For Heather F. to bite me.

AC Heathers are the best, all 4,300 of them.
This is my poem to the Heather team.
They certainly are real dreamy.
Heather Articles are all of that
But now I'm just too steamy.

Published by Stephen Joltin

I am a problem solver with 18+ years of Higher Education Credentials, last employed as the Information Systems Manager at Montgomery College in Maryland and a member of the Maryland Community College Data Pr...  View profile

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  • Kristie Leong M.D.12/5/2007

    Very cute and clever. :-)

  • Mike Spain9/11/2007

    ;)

  • Vonnie Chestnut8/15/2007

    I am surprised the comment section isn't filled up with the 4300 Heathers.

  • Melissa Bushman7/14/2007

    Fantastic poem. I really enjoyed this one.

  • Heather Shockney4/6/2007

    Great job!I may be biased since I am a Heather:)

  • Question Everything2/24/2007

    Awesome! It's so sweet that you would do a tribute to other AC writers.

  • Nancy Bawanah2/6/2007

    Liked this one, so funny.

  • Renee Bodkin2/6/2007

    Hysterical!!! Too funny. Great sense of humor and a poet too. :)

  • Joseph Speranzella, SFO2/6/2007

    Lol! A poem about AC Heathers. :)

    Very creative.

  • Mary Kirkland2/6/2007

    LOL that was great!

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