Heaven Talks Back: An Uncommon Conversation

Did you know that on April 1^st, 1998, God granted an interview with "Tonight Show with Jay Leno"-writer, Jon Macks? Well, He did; and He also gave advice to Mr. Macks almost everyday for a year!

"Heaven Talks Back: An Uncommon Conversation" a sacrilegious volume by Jon Macks, begins with an enlightening introduction by Jay Leno himself. The 175-page book (including a Special Bonus Interview with God) hilariously proves that even God has a sense of humor.

Evidently, God would like us to know that we are pretty much a video game for His amusement, He does make mistakes, and He'd like us to take it easy on all the petty prayers (especially those of sports fans!), as he has quadrillions of galaxies to tend to and can't be bothered with whether or not you have to walk a few extra feet from the parking space you really wanted.

This book is packed with invaluable information from God. For example, did you know?:

-While self-love is the key to happiness, too much will make you go blind.

-Sin may or may not exist-that's for God to know and you to find out!

-There are many paths to God...except for one whose followers are on the 'Highway to Hell'---take a guess!

-Nothing on your body is shameful, but if you weigh more than 325 pounds, avoid shorts.

-One of the foremost mistakes God made: 'Atlanta' was supposed to sink in the sea (not 'Atlantis').

-God gives people in Heaven two weeks to stop complaining about how they died before He lets them burn in hell.

-The only people allowed to wear white before Memorial Day are angels, Elvis, and Jimmy Swaggart.

-When getting the correct golf score or genital size from a man, add fifteen or subtract two.

-It's never just a cold sore.

-Even God doesn't know what sets off postal workers.

-God's e-mail is GOD@aol.com

-God is sick of old people's prayers being like a reading of "Gray's Anatomy".

-He would like a little less wailing at the Wailing Wall.

-Fast, slow, and government worker: The three types of human energy levels.

-If you love killing people, be a mob hit-man...or a tobacco executive.

-What God feels is His greatest creation: The Victoria Secret Catalog.

-Technically, no man or woman is made in God's image-Michael Jackson is.

-If you're the type of woman who acts before you think, one word: Norplant.

-Don't fill up on bread.

-God's a Republican.

-God hates Donald Trump.

-We are to consider ourselves action figures.

-God would like you to keep the hell out of his space.

-Even God forgets his own Son's birthday!

-You should play numbers 1,11,27,29,37,38 in the next lotto.

If you're laughing your butt off now, just image what else God has to say in Mr. Macks' book! The author (who is donning some extremely cool sunglasses in his photo) has an extensive rap-sheet of experience in comedy-writing from the 'Tonight Show' to the Academy Awards. I highly recommend it for an uproariously easy day's read!

"Heaven Talks Back: An Uncommon Conversation" by John Macks (ISBN: 0-6848-5272-1) is a hardcover listed at $12.95 and is published by Simon & Schuster. The book is available from major bookstores and sites such as Amazon.com.