Heidi Montag to Be a Transformer?

Heidi Montag's plastic surgeries (most famously ten at once) have certainly transformed her - beyond recognition. Her outsides don't even resemble the cute Heidi that started off starring in The Hills. It turns out, however, that what's inside hasn't changed at all. Heidi is still a desperate, fame-grubbing wannabe who will stoop to any level to get what she thinks she deserves.

Her latest professional blunder has come in the form of a tweet directed at none other than Transformers 3 director Michael Bay after discovering that Megan Fox is no longer the star of the movie.

"Michael Bay I love your work! I know what a artistic brilliant genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers."

Previously, Montag had mentioned her desire to be an action star, likening her future role as a blonde Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider.

However, Montag's new, enhanced physique would probably not mesh well with the stunts involved in action films. Her cup size is too big for running or jumping, let alone any serious stunts. With all her Botox injections, her angry face probably looks the same as her indifferent face that seems to be splashed on every magazine cover lately.

Heidi needs to learn that all publicity is not created equal. She is famous for making poor choices: perhaps she doesn't realize people are laughing at her? If the general public can't take you seriously, you're not going to get a role from a director along the lines of Michael Bay, and you certainly won't land a role in a movie series as big as Transformers.

There's no way Heidi Montag could ever fill the shoes of sexpot Megan Fox. Megan is a true action star: she does her stunts, she is tough, she has the rough exterior paired with physical attractiveness. Heidi has plastic surgery that has made her a top-heavy Barbie that only looks decent standing still in swimsuits.

Heidi (and Spencer for that matter) needs to stop being so desperate for attention. Why would you want to be famous for being fake and stupid? They seem to enjoy the limelight enough that they've permanently shed their dignity - as proven in the public job application/shameless begging/attention-seeking tweet by Heidi regarding a Transformers role. A respectable actor or actress would contact the director privately, Heidi. That would be the classy thing to do.

CNN: Video - Heidi Montag Wants to be "Transformer"

Hollywood Life: Heidi Montag: I Want to take Megan Fox's Transformer Role!

NY Daily News: I'll be your new Megan Fox