Help! the Death Panels Are Coming

They come at night without warning;
All hooded in crimson and black.
Mysterious folks with one mission
To make sure that you never come back.

Be careful wherever you go.
They are lurking behind bushes and trees.
They'll take your soul away,
And they'll do it with remarkable ease.

Death panels! Death panels!
They're coming to take you away.
So watch out when you go outside.
They make take you one of these day.

You'll never see your family again.
Sarah Palin is spreading the word.
Before you know it, you'll be dead and buried.
Please don't claim that this warning is absurd.