Help Me to Understand . .

Apply the following words prior to the sentences that follow - -

Help me to understand why you didn't know:

Being in a park after dark would make you look like a target instead of a guy out for whimsical fun!

He wouldn't upgrade you after he left his wife of 20 years for your twenty year old ass after you turned 30 and the next twenty-something snapping and popping in front of him caught his eye.

You would go to jail after you stole those things, got caught and was identified by 7 people as the culprit.

You would be perceived as a racist because you continually pointed out the ethnic differences between you and the person whom you felt had wronged you.

Being 40 years old, up in the club, grinding on a 25 year old boy made you look more like a desperate whore than a women just expressing herself.

Bald is beautiful and that thing you have glued to your head makes you look like serial killer.

40 inches of ass cannot (even with a shoe horn) squeeze into a size 6!

Once you had your turn in your 20's to make your mistakes that you would not get a do-over in your 40's. You had your turn. Now grow up!!!

You are the common denominator in your relationships and after the third marriage ended maybe, just maybe, it could be you.

Bracing up on a grown man and yelling at him, "Hit me bitch!" wouldn't eventually get you slapped.

She wouldn't know more about you at 20 in twenty minutes than your wife of 20 years!

Coloring your hair with Kool-Aid would cause people to stare.

Walking around holding your sagging pants up with one hand, talking on a cell phone and while yelling at your friend across the street may give someone the impression that you are just not too bright.

Whipping a two year old with an extension cord would NOT be a trait of a good parent!!!!

I wouldn't attempt to slap the taste out of your mouth for calling me a ho/bitch/slut/cunt.

Walking around with your ass hanging out of your pants, with your boobs heaved up to your forehead makes you look like you may be for hire.

Calling your kids "stupid little nigga's" in front your white mate wouldn't cause some sort of inner conflict with them.

A child cussing you out at three would be kicking your ass at 13!

Not giving your child some sort of spiritual foundation would cause them to think it is okay to go to school and fight a teacher.

To give your kids some basic life skills (cooking, cleaning, hygiene, speaking) because you can't be with them all of the time and they will embarrass the hell out of you in public acting like they have no home trainging!

That allowing a man who has no education, no job, no home and no plan for the future to impregnate you would just be a really BAD life decision!!!

Just having a man was not enough to fill your soul.

Having a 5000 square foot home but choosing not to pay your child support on time makes you a bad parent, egomaniacal ass and a potential resident of a correctional facility.

It's not cute to tell someone you love them and then make it your mission to manipulate that person.

Calling someone 30 times in one day wouldn't make you look like a stalker.

Buying a $500 dress and getting your hair and nails done was a bad decision if you have several disconnect notices.

Having a man pay your bills wouldn't give him the idea that you were more than just friends!

Having babies ranging in ages from 2 to 25 at the age of 45 wouldn't zap you of your energy!

Your mother wouldn't try to scratch your name off of your birth certificate like the winning lotto numbers were beneath it when you brought home a pregnant stripper (who was dressed like a stripper in her sixth month of pregnancy) and you mentioned marriage.

Simply telling your son it was just a "Bad decision" to use his college money to buy a hooker who later lied and brought him up on charges of rape which made the national news was just not enough. How about, "I don't give a damn if your ass has to work 50 jobs! YOU WILL PAY ME BACK EVERY DIME YOU WASTED TRYING PARTY LIKE A PIMP!!!"

Beyonce's song "Cater to you" works only for Beyonce because when she gets sick of Jay-Z she has enough money to hire someone to do all of that stuff for/with him.

Running around singing co-dependent, maniac rants - - such as "Cater to you", "Come Back to Me", "Touch my body" and "Rehab" are not cute at any age, but really pathetic for self proclaimed "strong women" over the age of 35.

Having unprotected sex with a man whose name you didn't know would be a good idea.

Even if you didn't want that man in your life after the child was born that you would be denying your child their birthright and would have to explain your actions at some point down the road.

The color of my skin will not change; I am not leaving the planet anytime soon and that you need to get over yourself already because the God that created me has already let me know that YOU are the problem!

At least three weeks after the ground hog makes his prediction you need to just go ahead and set up a pedicure appointment.

Having 30 bride's maids, groomsmen, 8 flower girls, a jazz band and doves wasn't a hint and a half that IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!!!

Throwing away a nice girl for a crazy one wouldn't complicate your life.

Leaving children under the age of 15 in a house for a week by themselves wouldn't put you on CPS' watch list.

Your daughters are going to be bald headed by the time they are 12 from all of the chemicals and other crap you have sewn into their heads!

The Lord will take care of you but you must get up off of your lazy ass and participate in life!

Once your child got married that they are suppose to leave you and build a life with their spouse. Cut your own grass!!!

When your lover died and didn't mention you in the will that his wife had no legal obligation to you or your kids. Not to mention he's been cremated and she has no legal obligation to allow you to test her kids with yours.

Telling your son you couldn't stand him because he looks just like his daddy and then never telling him the truth about that relationship wouldn't break his spirit and cause him to act out.

This list could go on for millennia because we as humans will continually do some stupid crap that will bring light to our insanity.

So, what don't you understand but would like to?