Herman the Monster
In my backyard.
His name is Herman Green.
He's the ugliest monster
That I've ever seen.
He has scales all over his body.
His nose is long and red.
He has a narrow tail.
He has an enormous head.
Herman loves to talk.
He makes silly, garbled sounds.
It's great having a monster like Herman
To play and mess around.
Herman likes to play kick ball.
He also likes to kick the cat.
The other day Herman brought to me
The body of a hideous rat.
If you ever come to visit,
Make sure you give Herman a high five.
If you should forget to do this,
You might not leave here alive.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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Cute. A nice rhyme and rhythm to it.
Very good and funny too.
Martin