He's Done it Again!*
Willis: What now? I tell you, the man's gettin' under my skin.
Zack: He's plannin' on makin' a speech to school kids.
Willis: Well, I bet some conservatives are blowin' their lids.
Zack: Can you blame 'em? He sez he expects great thngs of school kids - DANG!
Willis: I bet that made conservative bells clang.
Zack: Well sure! AND he's tellin' 'em to stay in school and work hard.
Willis: How COULD he? I resent that in behalf of our conservative guard!
Zack: OH! And he says they should pay attention to their teachers, (I almost forgot.)
Willis: That's it! I'm recommendin' our school block that speech with a boycott.
Zack: There's more! He infers kids should be responsible and stand tall.
Willis: Stop! I can't take anymore. Oh, the shame of it all.
*Basic facts of speech facts taken from:
http://news.hyahoo.com/s/ap/20090907/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_school_speech
Obama exhorts kids to pay attention in school
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