Hey New England Patriots! :)

Well I guess you're not as good when you don't cheat. Maybe you should cheat more so that you could win and and be overrated again like in 2007. As I'm writing this you're being eliminated from the playoffs but maybe if you spied on the defense before the game you wouldn't be in this position. Well at least your quarterback is still pretty.

"You're not funny anymore Chris, you never really were so stop trying."

That's just your opinion, I think my humour is understood by some even though I will agree that I have lost some of my funnysauce over the last several months.

"You need better topics."

I know I've been low on topics which is why I have turned to football for this one but I guess it took a drastic turn to you critiquing my "style" or whatever it is your doing.

"It's not even that you need better topics, you just need to stop altogether."

But...

"Just look at your most recent feedback and you'll realize that your opinions on 'uglies' and 'addicts' are just making people sad and and maybe even driving them to cut."

Oh gosh, I'm sorry about that. That's not my intention at all, maybe I should stop. Most of my stuff is not meant to be taken seriously.

"Do the right thing and maybe stick to happy topics where your opinion is kept to a minimal."

Hmm... I'll think about that, but my annual STD poem is coming up within weeks and that usually contains more opinion than fact which is what makes it enjoyable for me to write :)

*sigh* "No one is forcing you to publish it, you could just write it for your own amusement and keep the negativity away from the internets where someone may stumble upon it and cry."

Look, if an STD "victim" happens to stumble upon it and cry, then so what? I mean, more than likely it's their fault that they even have such an unfortunate situation down their pants so maybe it's actually a good thing that they stumble on it. Life isn't all puppies and rainbows and autism. Sometimes you need a good kick in the arse to realize your mistakes and maybe even prevent future ones. Listen, I'm not saying I'm perfect. I'm just saying I'm clean. And classy.

"See!" "That's what I mean!" "That's why everybody hates you, you're just a huge douche who likes to point out the flaws of others in order to make yourself feel better."

I never denied that. I have to point out other's flaws in order to make myself feel better so that I don't shoot myself in the face!

"Maybe that's the next step."

Wtf??? And you're calling ME a douche?

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