Hide the Children! Obama to Brainwash Your Kids

In case you haven't heard, President Obama is planning to brainwash our children! That's right! He's going to speak online to America's school kids on September 8.

"Holy crap!" I exclaimed. "We can't have a man with dark skin who came from a single parent home with little money and rose to the most powerful position in America talking to our kids! Next thing you know, some of these little bastards will think there's hope for them too!" (Notice all the exclamation points. I was pretty worked up!)

Then I wondered what kind of evil crap he was going to drill into these impressionable, little minds. That's when I decided to go online and see what I could find out. On the White House Web site (http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/My-Education-My-Future/), I found this ominous message:

At noon on Tuesday, September 8^th the President will be welcoming America's students back to school - after all, sometimes they need a little extra motivation after a glorious summer. The President has spoken often about the responsibility parents have for their children and their education, but in this message he'll urge students to take personal responsibility for their own education, to set goals, and to not only stay in school but make the most of it.

This message is alarmingly similar to the one Hitler put up on his Web site (NotesFromTheBunker.org) just before he addressed Germany's schoolchildren back in September, 1939. In fact if you substitute "President" with "Fuhrer" and "America's students" with "Germany's students," the words are almost exactly the same. The only real difference is the part Hitler added where one of the goals students should have is to exterminate 6 million Jews. Otherwise it's the same brainwashing propaganda the Nazis used.

And if that isn't scary enough, click here to see the letter that went out to principals from education secretary Arne Duncan. If you look close enough at Duncan's letter-we people who like to find crap that's not really there call it "reading between the lines"-you will see all kinds of propaganda designed to get school officials to allow the president to take control of your children and turn them into...what's the word?...Thinkers!

"Double holy crap!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, "That dude is one clever son-of-a-bitch!" (When it comes to the evil manipulation of the minds of our children, I exclaim a lot!!!!!)

Thankfully, I'm not the only true American trying to spread words of warning to unsuspecting parents.

No less an authority on feeding crap to the public than Glenn Beck from that think tank known as Fox News Channel warns parents that "they are capturing your kids." The "they" he refers to are the Obama administration and "capturing" means "encouraging them to achieve." Thank God we have Glenn Beck to explain this shit to us!

Then there's this from conservative talk show host Tammy Bruce-whoever the hell she is-who said, "Make September 8 Parentally Approved Skip Day. You are your child's moral tutor, not that shady lawyer from Chicago." You tell 'em Tammy-whoever the hell you are! There is nothing more immoral than encouraging kids to "take personal responsibility for their own education, to set goals, and to not only stay in school but make the most of it."

Michelle Malkin-conservative writer chick-tells us Obama's message will present a "heavy activist bent." That's all we need-more goddamn activists! That's where rabble-rousers like Martin Luther King come from.

Even foreign countries like Texas are concerned about Obama's message and some school districts there are considering not showing it to students. And I bet you thought people from Texas were dumb. Shame on you! They know the dangers of educating kids better than anyone.

I hear you Obama backers out there. You're telling me that President George H. W. Bush also broadcast a speech to students back in 1991 and nobody made a big deal out of it. That is true, but you have to remember that Bush, Sr. hardly had the same Svengali-like influence on kids that Obama has. So his encouragement of students to "strive for excellence" was hardly anything to worry about. I mean look at George, Jr. for crying out loud!

So be careful Mom and Dad. The current administration wants to steal your kids and encourage them to learn, persevere and achieve. And that ain't good! Such evil will result in a generation of intelligent people, which can mean only one thing:

The end of the Republican Party as we know it.

References:

http://www.whitehouse.gov

http://www.ed.gov/admins/lead/academic/bts.html

http://mediamatters.org/research/200909020012