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Hillary Clinton's Next Job

Job Ideas If Hillary Clinton Loses

Adrienne Jenkins
Senator Clinton Doesn't Need to Work
If Hillary Rodham Clinton does not become the next President of the United States, she can always become a kept wife and live off her husband's earnings. The New York Post reported June 14, 2007 that "Bill Clinton Made $10 Million for Talks". Beyond paid speaking engagements, it's estimated the power couple have amassed between $10-$50 million in wealth. Her prospects on the speaking tour look equally prosperous. Hillary Clinton can always write another book. "Living History" has already netted her over $10.5 million. The former President's two books have earned close to $30 million according to Foxnews.com in an article "Clintons Report $109 Million in Income Over 8 Years."

Mid Career Changers
When I was on my computer searching the web to find references for a book I'm writing on mid-career changers when I came upon a hilarious or rather "Hillaryous" blog posting by Pamela Skillings called Top 7 Job Ideas for Hillary Clinton (Just In Case that Presidential Thing Doesn't Work Out. Career change expert Pamela Skillings provides inspiration for the cubicle bound with a blog called "Escape from Corporate America" to help create the career of your dreams.

Hillary Clinton's Future Job Prospects
If the presidential hopeful loses her bid as President of the United States, career change expert, Pamela Skillings provides some alternate job ideas for Hillary Clinton's Next Job. Here are a few of her funniest suggestions from the Top 7 Job Ideas for Hillary Clinton (Just In Case that Presidential Thing Doesn't Work Out.

Hillary Clinton Next Job # 1:
Become a Barrista at Starbucks
What better way to get to know people than to make lattes. Get a read on the populous at large by serving up a cup of joe to the average joe.

Hillary Clinton Next Job #2:
Become a Fashion Icon
Follow in the footsteps of Martha Stewart and Jacklyn Smith and team up with K-mart. Who else knows pant suit chic? Soft but not too feminine, authoritative but approachable. Hillary Clinton's political team has already done the market research to ensure her pantsuits flatter but do not offend, why not peddle it in retail?
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Hillary Clinton Next Job #3
Follow Al Gore's Lead
The caption on the movie poster reads "An inconvenient husband". Rating: A marital warning. Can Hillary Clinton find an interesting way to reinvent herself?

Hillary Clinton Next Job #4
Become a Reality T.V. Star
Maybe she and Bill could have a show like Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston or guest star in "The Surreal Life" or "Dancing With the Stars"

You can check out the complete list on Top 7 Job Ideas for Hillary Clinton (Just In Case that Presidential Thing Doesn't Work Out.

More Political Barbs
If you haven't seen these already, check out these thought-proving images on two online exhibits by controversial artist Yazmany Arboleda:
The Assassination of Hillary Clinton and The Assassination of Barack Obama

SOURCE:
Pamela Skillings, Escape From Corporate America
New York Post, "Bill Clinton Made $10 Million For Talks", June 14, 2007
Foxnews.com, "Clintons Report $109 Million in Income Over 8 Years", April 4, 2008

Published by Adrienne Jenkins

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  • Become a Barrista
  • Get Her Own Fashion Line
  • Follow Al Gore's Lead
Behind the scenes, supporters are starting to re-engineer Hillary Clinton's future political career as Senate Majority Leader should she fail to become the next U.S. President.

Source: Steve Clemons, "Huffington Post" February 23, 2008

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  • Scott Schlimmer6/8/2008

    love the photos

  • Montey6/4/2008

    The next guest judge on Project Runway. There just aren't enough pant-suits on that show, and its not like you need to have any class to be a fashion expert

  • Roserock4/12/2008

    No, she will become the divorced wife dedicated to her daughter's campaign for the presidency. OMG! No!

  • PenPress4/11/2008

    ha ha !!!!!!!!!....................................

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