Hoez and Housewifez

hoez is always asking for money
housewifez are out their making their own money

hoez want that child support check
housewifez want to support you raising your child

hoez ask you to get their stuff off of lay-a-way
housewifez get a card with their name on it

hoez wanna drink up the bar when you're around
housewifez will ask you to bring a bottle over to the house

hoez "....ain't never been to that restaurant before"
you met your housewife there when she was at a business lunch

hoez will have you spinning your wheels
housewifez will push you to new heights

hoez can't stay outta da club
housewivez are members at the country club

hoez are experienced (ahem...very experienced)
housewifez will wait and experience it with you

hoez cant help it
housewifez can help you

hoez always got sumthin' to say
housewifez will only say the right thing

hoez always got they handz out
housewifez reach out to hold your hand

hoez will order enough food at dinner to take to work the next day at lunch
housewifez will stimulate you so much that you want to take them to breakfast, lunch, and dinner

hoez get caught up in all of the wrong relationships
housewifez work at making relationships last

hoez will try to play you against your man
housewifez will help you work it out with your man

hoez will eventually give some to the whole crew
housewifez will immediately have your crew's respect

hoez can't be trusted
you can trust your housewife with your life

housewifez will get all of your love and attention
hoez need love too...

hug a hoe today.

i don't even use the b word or the h word...sometimes you just gotta call 'em like you see 'em