Holiday Haiku: A Weighty Issue
Christmas is coming
My ass is getting fatter
Too many cookies!
Published by Frank Mucci
A Pulitzer Prize-winning author and People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2010, Frank likes to make up crap about himself. He will be honored later this year with the Nobel Prize for Literature. View profile
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Ha ha. Very funny. Maybe cookie should be dispensed by prescription only.
Christmas cookies are truly legal crack.
Something we all deal with. Fortunately, it's behind us.
You have such a way with words here....stops my heart. I love you, darling. ;)
Yours and mine!
TMI, Frank!
Good one! No one's baked me any Christmas cookies yet. Don't tell me I need to bake my own! ;)
Maybe the most realistic holiday haiku yet! LOL!
Me too! Cookies are vegetarian you know.