Hollywood Dolls Gone Bad (Where Are They Now Series)

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(All actors used dolls) Male and Female Dolls as ET Hosts (any will do) except the featured

(F H-> Female host) (M H-> Male host) Rotate dialog between

Shot Of TV Screen:

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Click... And welcome to ET's Hollywood Edition...

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Pan In:

(M H) Hello and Welcome to ET's special edition of:

"Where Are They Now", Hollywood Dolls Gone Bad !

Pan Out:

(F H) March 9, 1959 was a time of Rock & Roll, B & W TV and of excitement, as Barbie's debutante ball introduced her into the world spotlight. Wearing a black-and-white "zebra-striped" swimsuit, signature topknot ponytail, tightly curled bangs and also her white irises, blue eyeliner and, sharply arched eyebrows, she immediately captured the hearts, minds, and pocket books of millions of fan's worldwide.

Montage:

Shots of TV & News Ad's releases from Mattel's Red Carpet Hollywood premier, spot lights etc.

1961: Barbie doll's boyfriend Ken (Carson) debuts. Barbie now available with red hair and a new short style known as the "bubble head cut."

(M H) The Piscean Pair - both share March birthdays- The world's most well-known Couple etc.

Middle Story:

With more than 90 Careers, including teenage fashion model, astronaut, paleontologist, doctor, nurse, army pharmacist, ballerina, flight attendant, bullfighter, mortician, star of direct-to-video movies and, now, stage, Barbie is the Doll's Doll Jetsetter of all time.

Extravagant lifestyle? With cars, homes, clothes , movies, books, a TV series and more Barbie has certainly done them all.

Montage:

Fast Stills Clips / Chronological Time Line 1959-2004 Barbie's life with Ken, Voice Over (both hosts rotate) etc.

1959: Barbie's debutante ball brings her into the spotlight worldwide.

1960: Barbie in National Enquire reports of rumors of her secretly dating (much older, " Howdy Doody ").

1961: Barbie boyfriend Ken ( Carson ) quickly debuts.

1961: Barbie goes to Europe. ( Stays in Netherlands 6 extra weeks )

1962: Barbie goes to Santa Monica for Vacation ( Rehab Center )

1964: Barbie goes to college, University of Michigan, Ann Arbor ( Hash Bash ).

1965: Barbie is an astronaut. ( acquires attraction for large rocket shape )

1971: Barbie gets so Tan she becomes known as "Motown Barbie".

1975: Barbie is a figure skater. ( Breaks other doll's leg, banned from Olympics )

1977: Barbie gets her pink Star " Vette ". ( First Driver License Suspension )

1985: Oscar De La Renta designs a wardrobe for her. ( Doll-Toria Secret )

1986: Barbie goes back into orbit, astronaut - ( becomes spaced ) - again.

1990: Barbie becomes a rap artist aka " Gangsta Bitch Barbie "

1992: Sgt. Barbie Roberts reports for duty as Pharmacist; Operation: Desert Storm.

1992: Barbie runs for president of Mexico.

1994: Barbie becomes an astronaut - again. ( Likes getting Hi she say's )

1998: Barbie joins the NASCAR circuit. ( I love speed )

2000: Barbie's first time cosmetic surgery, gets a belly button.

2001: Barbie makes acting debut ( LA Deep Doll )

2003: Barbie runs for president - again. ( This time Nigeria ).

(F H) But then !

2004: Barbie and Ken call it quits; but commit to remain friends.

Pan In:

Still Shot:Barbie stands alone in Los Angeles Store

2004 Thursday, February 12, It's splits Ville for Barbie and Ken - Couple 'will remain friends,' says Mattel Posted: 7:35 PM EST (0035 GMT)

NEW YORK (AP) - Just like J.Lo and Ben, the romance is over for Barbie and Ken.

After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up.

The couple's "business manager," Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time - apart."

"Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end," said Arons, who quickly added that the duo "will remain friends."

Arons denied that there was any truth to rumors that the breakup was linked to the Cali (as in California) Girl Barbie, arriving in stores now. To better reflect her single status, Cali Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan.

Barbie - the most popular fashion doll in the world, according to toy maker Mattel - met Ken on the set of a TV commercial in 1961, and they have been inseparable ever since.

Arons hinted Wednesday that the separation may be partially due to Ken's reluctance to getting married. All those bridal Barbie dolls in toy chests around the globe are really just examples of Barbie's wishful thinking, she explained.

Another possible factor is Barbie's career. The doll who was "born" Barbie Millicent Roberts in 1959 has been everything from a rock star to military medic, and she's currently marketed in more than 150 countries. According to Mattel, every second, three Barbie dolls are sold somewhere in the world.

So where does that leave Ken? Said Arons "He will head for other waves."

(M H) Sounds Good but,

ET has uncovered the Real Story behind their scandalous break-up.

The Real Story: GI Joe and Ken Fight in front of Barbie Mansion (Video Taped by Cheaters)

Uncovered: Barbie's illegitimate doll-child, by GI Joe is strung out "Goth" (speculation of more kid's in Europe?) (Jerry Springer Show)

Motor Cycle Ken " Does Time " for snorting coke (cola), (Ken's Prison Cell & Guard's sold Separately)

Barbie Lawyer Doll -> 5 Times as expensive as others (Possibly Jewish) Barbie litigates Ken (While he's serving time) under California's Common Law Statues... (Barbie's Court Room & Attorney sold separately)

Pavarotti Montage: (Stills & Video) Barbie covering her face, running and trying to hid from press. Since the trial, Barbie's life and career have been steadily losing ground. Fan's now boycott her personal appearances, sponsors retract their support, and major studios have canceled her contracts, roles she was promised, simply disappear.

Video Scenes: Hidden camera's show Male dolls leaving her White Trash Trailer (on 8 mile) including: "Darth Mall" doll, Toy Story's "Buzz Light-Year" doll, Small-Soldiers Gorgonite doll's etc. (Video Taped by Cheaters) (Barbie's White Trash Trailer sold separately)

Ending -> New Barbie Doll introduced " Barbie Crack Ho " (Her career and condition declining since the split with Ken, Mattel has sold her contract to representatives of a Chinese Manufacturing Firm... (Now a Cheep Chinese Wal-Mart Knockoff Doll) (Recycled-Plastic Breast Implants, Plastic Lippo Surgery, Magic Marker Makeup) and, Made in China Tattooed on her Bottom. (Barbie's paraphernalia kit's sold separately)

Last Word; at 47, says; "She'll play Sharon Stone in an upcoming doll-version of Basic Instincts 3"

Related Story:Barbie says she will be joining Madonna in pursuing Kabalistic studies to reconcile her spiritual doll self and try to set her life back in order. (Good luck Barbie) (Barbie's Kabala sold separately)

Late-Breaking: Flash-> Barbie, Inflatable Blowup X-Doll now available at all Wal-Mart retail centers. (Attachments sold separately)

Notes & Links: Parodies & Lawsuits

Many artists have referred to Barbie and her accompanying products, either as homage or as parody. The European pop-dance group Aqua released a song called "Barbie Girl" in 1997. It contained lyrics such as "You can brush my hair/Undress me everywhere" and used graphics similar to the pink Barbie logo. Mattel used this as grounds for a trademark infringement and defamation lawsuit filed on September 11, 1997. However, it was dismissed by the court as parody on May 15, 1998.

Sources:

Saturday Night Live aired a parody of common Career Barbie commercial introducing the fictional "Gangsta Bitch Barbie" doll, and a "Tupac Ken" doll.

The Distorted, CNN.com - It's splits Ville, The official Mattel website,BarbieBarWikipediaipedia,

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