Hollywood's 3 Biggest Female Turkeys

Phil Dotree
This Thanksgiving, many people will be cursing the fact that their careers aren't working out or that things aren't quite going as planned. Those people should remember that celebrities really don't have things much better--in fact, there are a few celebrities that seem to perpetually run themselves into bad relationships, drug addictions, and terrible movies. That's not to say that it's okay to criticize these celebs--just that it can be a lot of fun.

Here's a look at a few women in Hollywood who really haven't had good luck or good decision making skills in 2010.

Lindsay Lohan - Lindsay Lohan's name has become synonymous with "train wreck" in the last year. After landing in jail for a violation of her probation for a drug charge in 2007, she checked in to the Betty Ford clinic and lost a potentially big role in "Inferno," the story of porn actress Linda Lovelace.

On one hand, it's hard to feel pity for Lindsay, since she violated her probation and everyone likes to see a spoiled celebrity crash and burn. On the other hand, she delivered an excellent, funny performance in Robert Rodriguez's "Machete" this year, and it would be nice to see Lohan get back on track. Regardless, the video of her tear-filled breakdown in court served as entertainment fodder for the Internet for a few weeks in July, and it'll probably never stop getting re-aired every time Lohan's name pops up in the news.

Demi Lovato - There are a lot of lies floating around about Disney star Demi Lovato, and honestly, that's been a bigger problem for the actress than her personal missteps. She's currently receiving treatment for emotional and physical issues that will potentially keep her away from her "Sonny With A Chance" role. This comes after vicious rumors about drug abuse circulated about Demi earlier this year.

Everyone is hoping that Demi gets better, even people who had never heard about the actress before. Seriously, who watches Disney television?

Jessica Simpson - Ah, Jessica Simpson might. She's more white trash than a shirtless fat guy with a five o'clock shadow shooting an American flag at a Busch Lite can at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert. Simpson recently celebrated her engagement with pizza . The best take on the story belongs to Fark.com , whose headline read: " Jessica Simpson celebrates engagement with pizza. Be here tomorrow when Jessica Simpson celebrates the newspaper's arrival with pizza."

Hopefully, Jessica's got a better meal planned for Thanksgiving, or at least she'll splurge on extra toppings for her wedding reception.

Who are your favorite female Hollywood turkeys? Post below.

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