Homer Simpson Accuses His Wife Marge of Being Tiger Woods' Mistress #-what Number is it Up To?
Homer Simpson Confiscates Marge's Cell Phone to Check Texts Then Throws it in a Passing Dumpster. Simpson Marriage in Jeopardy Due to Unfair Accusations
When Marge arrived home, he confiscated her cell phone so he could check her text messages and any suspicious numbers recorded on it. When he found nothing, he got so mad he hurled Marge's cell phone into the back of a passing dumpster.
Seeing her husband in such a frenzy, Marge confronted him about his weird behavior (again!). Even though the cell phone offered up no texts or suspicious phone numbers, Homer was still not convinced that Marge wasn't the "Simpson" referred to on television. He accused her of being one of the many Tiger Mistresses. A fierce row ensued and Marge stormed out of the house. She was seen later checking out one bedroom apartments across town. She has also supposedly hired a celebrity lawyer to represent her.
When approached for a comment about the latest Simpson family feud, son Bart issued a curt "no comment" and ran straight home to see what all the fuss was about.
Marge was heard talking to a friend saying "I'm thinking of coming out as Tiger's Mistress #- what number is it up to? I could sure do with that $20,000 a month in 'hush money' now I've left Homer. Tiger probably can't even remember all the mistresses, so I could even be up for one of those million dollar payouts to stay silent."
Meanwhile, Homer Simpson is conferring with son Bart to work out how to get Marge to come home to him.
Article disclaimer:
This article is not written to discredit either Homer Simpson or his lovely wife Marge - or any other person with the surname "Simpson". It is published to throw a bit of humor into the ring midst an avalanche of Tiger Woods reports that are out of control. We all know Homer get out of control sometimes! Or is it most of the time?
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11 Comments
Post a CommentI LOVE this! Most entertaining article I've read in a long time!
Susan, this is just TOO FUNNY! You're so clever! :-)
LOL too funny :)
Oh, this is fun. I'm kind of with her, it seems there's so many, he probably couldn't remember whether she is or isn't. Sounds like a money maker to me. LOL
LOL I love it!!
Haaa haaa too funny... :o)
I too, confessed to my husand about Tiger. LOL Just kidding
Good one!
Very funny! :)
LOL!! This is the best article I've read so far concerning Tiger. Just read it to my husband and we're both cracking up!! Good one.