Some have a mental block.
By avoiding proper usage,
THEIR writing turns to schlock!
Go TO the store is one "o"
While having TOO much is double "o"
But more than one and less than three,
Will give you TWO it's plain to see!
With THEIR it belongs to them,
While that place is over THERE,
To shorten what THEY ARE doing
THEY'RE doing it...I do declare!
To try to get my point across,
I hope tis not in VAIN,
Or flapping on the rooftop like a weather VANE,
To see it in writing, I may just pop a VEIN
So please proofread carefully before I go insane!
Published by Diane Zoller-Ciatto - Featured Television Contributor
Most recognize me as JerseyNana, I love being a freelance writer and poet. Avid lover of family and friends of all ages. Enjoy being a baby boomer, a conservative thinker and unapologetically American. View profile
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37 Comments
Post a CommentI am glad I inspired you to RIGHT (j/k I know it is wite)this love you
Yay, good one.
Love this one!
This is great!
It's really very easy - it's like that just to confuse the foreigners.
Love this!!
I like this! Have you ever racked your brain trying to spell a word like the?
LOL! Nice.
Haven't we all kicked ourselves over mistakes we missed.. Well done.
We need to put a tune to it and sing it when writing.