Hourglass Worship

Society worship the curve,

which they look upon,

like some sacred orb,

to be drooled upon by men.

II

The more curvy a woman,

the more she attracts men,

so girls go crazy,

in their attempts to be curvy.

III

But hourglass figure is unattainable,

for ordinary gals its impossible,

so it remains an elusive dream,

despite all the slimming scheme.

IV

Yet, an imperfect body,

might just be the key,

for ordinary gal's success,

not the body which is curvey.

V

This is a proven fact,

which may come as a shock,

women who are physically stronger,

do not have hourglass figure.

VI

The reason is this:

women who deals with stress,

redistributes fat from their hips,

back up to their waist.*

VII

So, in most societies,

where women procure resources,

tasked to bring home the bacon,

no hourglass figure due to that alone.

*as theorized by Elizabeth Cashdon of the University of Utah, and published in the December issue of the journal, Current Anthropology