How to Add Spice to Your Life

Do you imagine that your life is getting to be a little bland? Here are some Spicy moves to ginger it up.

Chilly.

Hot and spicy tangs can be given to your present boring life by planning out a complete seduction of your spouse or partner. Forget candlelight dinners and moonlit nights, it is so boring. Instead, try something different.

Fill up the bathtub with rose petals. Invite the lady or the gent into your parlor. Get a bunch of rose petals, and spread them along the floor leading to the bathroom. Have the lights off in the whole house and use candles along the way to the bathroom. Prepare a bubble bath for her, and have a silky new night gown , placed on the rail next to some perfume that you like and lipstick that she uses. While she is in the bathroom, clean up the petals that lead from the door to the bathroom, and use them to lead from the bathroom to the bedroom. In the bedroom have a dinner of what she likes to eat .Have rose petals all over the floor and the bed. You could use silk sheets on the bed. And let things happen from there.

Give your partner the luxury of some private time, knowing that when you reunite ,it will be all the sweeter. Undress each other with your eyes closed.

Take turns reading romantic poetry or an erotic novel to each other. Act out the scenes, described in the book, and laugh a lot. It is funny! Especially funny is, using a catchword like "in my uncle's pink pajamas." Whenever you come to some particularly juicy part of the narrative. Do remember to laugh at the more ridiculous permutations and kiss your partner awake in the morning and let things go from there.

Tape Elizabeth Barrett Browning's "how do I love thee, let me count the ways," in a really dreamy voice, and then after a beat...begin counting the ways, in your own personal and private style, which the both of you know. Leave it in a bunch of flowers.

Pepper.

Put some pepper in your life, by opening up the boxes and crates which you have kept away for so many years. Pick out all the letters, cards, notes, and other gewgaws, which you have accumulated through the years. Have a pen with you. Write down the date, and notes of all the present activities of life, as it is in reality, against the paragraphs of your dreams!

Then , after you have sniffed over them nostalgically, put them away so that future generations are going to pepper up their life reading them and wondering how great a swinger grandma was in her time!

Make a time capsule. Write down your private thoughts and dreams in letters to each other. Then put them in a box, along with a special bottle of wine, perhaps, or funny souvenirs, and seal it with sealing wax. Don't open it until your 50th anniversary.

Salt.

Salt is normally used to add flavour to your food and help you swallow it. Right? So, to add salt in your life, begin to swallow the trials and tribulations you have undergone these years of living and pick your revenge your own way.

Contact the person who has been the source of plenty of pain and chagrin to you all these years. Act very cheerful, say that you have forgiven and forgotten your differences, and now you are beginning to wonder how things blew up out of all proportion, -laughing all the while -and spend half an hour talking about trivialities in the really light hearted way. Do not bring back old grievances. Do not complain. At the end of the call, just remember to tell him/her about your new car, new life, new job, new house, and what the success you are making of all of them and end it by saying that you have achieved something he has been dreaming of. Not only have you taken the best revenge, but he is going to spend the rest of the month, wondering why you called up.

After that, please make sure that when he or she tries to contact you, you are out of reach, possibly somewhere in Timbuktu or Paraburdoo or Meghahatuburu. This is called putting the salt on the bird's "tale"!

Ginger -

If there's a great slow dance song playing on the radio, ask your partner to dance, even if you happen to be doing the laundry !

Spontaneously whisper to your lover where, when, and how you'd like to make love to him or her. Time your declaration for an unexpected moment that's sure to make your partner blush: on the way to work, at a party, or even while shopping!

I knew a couple where the husband did not mind lip-syncing a love song, and acting it out to the great amusement of his grandchildren, while his lady blushed at his acting the lovelorn swain.

In your own voice, record a love song or poetry on tape for your partner to listen to on the way to work or when they are out of town.

Mustard.

Tell your wife that you have a friend that _REALLY REALLY is dying to meet them and they are waiting in the car. That person really admires her. But before you do this...get a teddy bear and try to make it look cute by putting sunglasses on them or dress them up...Sit the bear on the front seat of the car and put the seat belt on him. A female teddy bear can be wearing new jewelery. Lead her out to the car to meet this person who wants to meet her so eagerly.

Collect and make a book of poems for him or her. Or you can serenade your lady, stand outside her window and sing her a love song. It really doesn't matter how bad your voice is or if the neighbours think that you are crazy!

All spice- garam masala.

Sing him to sleep after you have given him a neck massage when he is really tired out. Men love it, sleeping in the arms of their angel in Madonna -child pose. They love the feeling of role reversal in which the woman acts as a protector, while her man sleeps.

Play in the park like when you were kids . Throw snowballs, or jump in leaf piles. Splash in puddles. Walk hand in hand and giggle a lot. Look at the sky and point at something,oooh and aaah and get really excited about it. When you have a whole lot of people looking upwards, disappear.

Replace his bookmark with a love note.

Compliment your partner-every day, more than once. Make it genuine!

Brush her hair or wash her hair for her. She'll love it.

One of the most beautiful things I ever saw was done by one of my uncles for his 25th wedding anniversary. He draped the trees and fences with fairy lights. And then in the middle of the party, he switched off all the other lights and switched on the fairy lights ,turned on real slow music and brought my aunt to dance under the moon, holding each other close! Now that is true love!

Have a personal code between the both of you. I never knew why my aunt suddenly used to blush or frown in the middle of a family gathering. What I did not know was that uncle was telegraphing, "Hi, sexy!" Or " waiting for tonight!"

Showing your feelings and emotions is nothing to be ashamed of. So guys, learn to live a little and don't be shy of broadcasting your love to the world! I have seen that men are so inhibited, that they think Romance is girlish and sissy. They think they will be laughed at, if they make a spontaneous romantic gesture. It does not go with their macho image.

Not true . Everyone, male or female wants his spouse to be a bit imaginative in adding some spice to an ordinary life, so go to it and get a reputation of loving and caring and sharing and cherishing and tender, which is not only the prerogative of a female!