How to Approach College Girls

To approach college girls is a skill that every man should learn. There is no other time in a beautiful woman's life in which she will be so malleable. You don't need money, or a Ferrari or Porsche, or even cool clothes. You don't even have to be in college! Also, college is the time when women are at their hottest. So pay attention to these 3 steps and get what you've been missin'!

BE YOURSELF. LOL -- this is the ONLY time that this will REALLY work!! College girls are so happy to get out from under daddy's thumb, they'll talk to anybody about anything. Add a little alcohol and sorority peer pressure to that, and you've got yourself a party. So all those weird things you could never talk about in high school -- Star Wars, Star Trek, quantum physics, anime, the ancient Sanskrit dialects you study -- they're all fair game! Every college freshman girl is a hippie, and all the coeds are looking for that "beautiful stranger" who's going to tell them everything about life that they missed while they were being Lindsay Lohan from Mean Girls in high school. LOLOL!!!!

PLAY GUITAR. Girls age 18-22 are especially susceptible to crappy music. Again, everyone had to listen to the same thing in high school. Now you've got a bunch of young, hot girls who don't know what good music is, all looking for something that will "speak to them." So here comes you and your crappy guitar, and you should relish the fact that these girls have absolutely no taste, and won't realize that you suck hairy meatballs! Just put their name in a song and they're yours for the picking. So, to approach college girls, talk about weird stuff, then play a weird song, then move to Step 3!

HAVE YOUR OWN PLACE. Having your own place doesn't mean owning your own place. Just have one. It could be a private spot in the back alley. It could be your friend's house. It could be the backseat of your car. Just realize that most college girls are living with someone in a room the size of a closet, so nothing's going down there. If you can pull this off, you can have any college girl you want. Wrap it up -- you don't know who else that horny hippie's been with!