How to Become Famous

Who doesn't want to become famous? Some people get famous by chance, some by hard work. Some soar to stardom in a matter of minutes, while some become only famous long after they've died. Life is not fair and becoming famous is not easy. Here are 5 ways how to become famous.

Invent something fabulous

If you want to see your name next to the likes of da Vinci, you'll need a sharp mind and determination.

Maybe you could start reading biographies of famous inventors such as Thomas A Edison's -he invented the lightbulb.
Or maybe Alexander Graham Bell, who is partially responsible that we all run around with mobile phones these days, because he invented the telephone.
And my personal favorite, Johannes Gutenberg, who invented a printing machine that used movable type.

If you don't know where to start, consider my invention wish list:
Please invent a time traveling machine, anti-wrinkle cream that actually works, and solve the oil crisis with a nifty little machine.

Start a War(Please, don't start a war!)

I do not even want to list people responsible for starting a war. You go and make a search for them yourself on the Internet. But without a doubt, anyone who will start a war is going to become famous for all the wrong reasons. Being famous and loved by millions, compared to be hated by millions, is preferable anyway.

Marry a Celebrity

You've heard of Kevin Federline, haven't you? Have you heard of him before he married Britney Spears? See, point proven.

The best way to meet celebrities is to work with or for them. Are you a stylist, background singer or dancer, cameraman, or can you see yourself as a personal assistant? If you can meet celebrities in a professional environment, you are more likely to catch their interest.

Win a Reality Show

Can you sing or dance, perhaps even both? The winner of American Idol will be instantly famous. You'll need true talent, a winning personality, and loads of luck. With dozens of reality shows out there, pick you favorite and go for it.

Write the next great American Novel

What could be easier, right?

Sharpen your pencil, enroll in a writing course, and join a literature club. Literary agents, publishers and readers alike are waiting for the next great American novel. Write about a theme that is universal and quintessential American, something that would appeal to all Americans. Write just two pages a day. By the end of the year, your great American novel is finished.

If you think that's too difficult, write a children's book. Literary agents, publishers and readers can't wait to stumble upon a new J.K. Rowling or Philip Pullman.

If you don't think any of the above works for you, you can also try to become a sports champion, politician, or an actor.

On the other hand, if you stay a nobody, you'll never have to deal with paparazzi and nasty gossip. Being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be.