How to Get Boyfriends like Megan Fox: 4 Teen Girls

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Megan Fox makes her boytoys get a tattoo of her face on their body. Do you want to know how to run boys like that? Guys are sooooo simple, it's true, but you have to have certain things in order to get them interested. Once you have their interest you can then lull them into a nullifying trance and take full advantage of their minds, wallets, whatever your sick little heart desires. We'll make it easy; 3 simple steps to total domination of the stupider sex. Let us proceed. jQuery('.intro .thumbnail').each(function(i,e){ jQuery(e).find('img').one('error',function(){ jQuery(e).remove(); }); });

Things You'll Need:

• Feminine wiles
• Maybe a revealing outfit or two

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   THE RIGHT CLOTHES. This might seem superficial, but hey; I'm chrisdavy. I'm here to tell you the truth. If you have the right clothes, you don't even need to get in shape or be smart to attract boys to use. Girls have so many weapons nowadays -- push up bras, push up jeans, girdles, hats to hide bad hair days...use it all. Check yourself in the mirror and make sure you're as close to looking 36-24-36 as you can be. You'll never go wrong with 36-24-36...you can get guys who like booty, guys who like top heavy, guys who like skinny, or pleasantly plump. 36-24-36. And the concept of what clothes are good for you is very simple: God gave every woman SOMETHING to work with. Reveal what's good, hide what's not. It's easy mode.

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   BE A SOCIALITE. Once you have your look down, (and your colors and makeup match), start talking dirty. There was this one episode of The Millionaire Matchmaker where they matched this guy called "Sex Toy Dave" up with this WILD chick. She totally kicked his @$$ by being all sexually forward and aggressive and exposing him as all talk. Most boys are all talk; so that's what you have to do to them. Now you can't be afraid of rumors when you do this, because as you flirt suggestively with these boys, they're going to start saying you're easy, and you did this and you did that. The male ego is very fragile. They will want to save face in front of their friends. Here's what you do -- only do stuff with the top guy you REALLY like and leave all the rest hanging. They might talk and tell lies, but behind closed doors, they'll do anything you want because they want to get what you only gave to that one guy. This is the beginning of how you start running these dudes. Make them do stupid things like get a tattoo of your face, like Megan Fox does. Watch them fall in line, one by one. Then go to Step 3.

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   LET YOUR GIRLS KNOW. After you get the guys in line, you have to let your girls know. Now you have to be careful of jealous wenches who will attempt to usurp your position by stealing your boyfriends, or corroborating their lies that you did something with them. Stand strong. YOU know you didn't do anything. Stick to your guns. You let your girls know because what you are really looking for is acceptance, not sexual promiscuity or favors from the opposite sex. Once you have this acceptance, you will be able to focus your efforts on more productive things, like your grades or school clubs or charities. I know what you're going through. There was this guy Maslow who made this thing called the Hierarchy of Needs. Look it up. Basically says you can't focus on giving until you get what YOU need. So don't be afraid to get what you need. That way you can give to other people. Kind of like I'm doing for you. Hollaback and check for me on Yahoo Answers! Peace out.