How to Cat-Proof Your Christmas Decorations

Learn to Live with the Inevitable

Tsu Dho Nimh
So you carefully selected your Christmas decorations to be safe for the cat. There are no toxic berries, gut-clogging tinsel or sparking wires. But how can you make your décor safe from your furry little ninja demolition experts? Short of borrowing the neighbor's Doberman and stringing concertina wire as a tree skirt, you can minimize the damages with these ideas I have tested over the years.

Don't try to defend everything. Use non-breakable ornaments in areas that are within the predicted reach of the cat on mantels and low on the tree. Stuffed and wooden ornaments have a chance of surviving being a cat toy. The stuffed ones may be gutted but you can patch them.

Cats will eat popcorn strings by nibbling off the fluffy parts and leaving a string of hard nubbins. Protect the strings by stringing dried chili peppers with the popcorn. One dried Japan chile every few inches will deter most cats and looks pretty too.

Minimize the attractiveness of the ornaments that are higher up. Remove ornaments with feathers that will flutter in the slightest breeze from the heating system, and mobiles that will revolve and catch the feline's eye.

Above all, do not use anything that chirps like a bird! My mom got a chirping bird ornament one year, hung it about 8 feet off the floor, and turned on the chirp. A few seconds later our 18 pound tomcat launched himself from the stairs into the top of the tree to get the bird. The tree did not survive the assault.

Leave space for the cat under the Christmas tree. Every cat I have had would spend hours under the tree, peering out at the humans. If there was no room, they would shove the presents aside to make space. Let them enjoy the holiday too.

If the thought of a cat enjoying itself near your tree at Christmas is too much for you to handle, try these household repellents. They aren't guaranteed effective, but they make the area around the tree less attractive to the cat. Most cats do not like the smell of citrus. Cut thin slices of lemons or oranges, blot them dry and hang them throughout the lowest branches. The peels are as effective as the slices. Cloves also repel cats. Make bundles of a few whole cloves wrapped in netting and hang them on the lowest branches.

Merry Cat-mas!

Published by Tsu Dho Nimh

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  • Maxwell Payne10/6/2011

    Great info, my cats always get up into the trees.

  • Melissa J Miller1/13/2011

    Loved this sentence: "Cats will eat popcorn strings by nibbling off the fluffy parts and leaving a string of hard nubbins." You used TWO of my favorite words (nibbling and nubbins) in one sentence. You rock. Also, as as far as peppers, I just discovered this with race horses who wear bandages -- the grooms dab chili pepper on them so the horses won't bite them off... So perhaps fluffy popcorn could be rolled in a few "foofs" of chili powder instead of having to string actual peppers on the tree? As far as my cat (Noodle) I gave up on a regular Xmas tree. I had a tiny fake one (set up on the TV) and he got his own mini fake one from Walmart to chibble on year round. Noodle is no longer with us, but I can still hear his back paws scratching on that damn thing.

  • Tonya Hillukka12/22/2010

    Until there were presents under the tree, my cat would curl up under it for hours. Now she lays on top of one of the bigger presents, like she's trying to guard it. And she just loves to bat at the bulbs and knock them off the tree! Good thing they aren't breakable...

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