How to Make a Coyote Call (Humor)

cdog1790
When the coyote's receptionist answers, asked to be placed into voice mail. Leave one of the following messages:
Bob's Hometown Auto is extending the Cash For Clunkers program through this weekend only. Call for directions.

A guy named Eddie can help you with your finances. He has lots of money to lend and will give you a deal that you can't refuse. Call for Eddie's number, it changes frequently.Not sure that Mrs. Coyote is really hunting rabbits on those late nights away from the den? Call Jim at the TV show "Unfaithful".

I know the location of a colony of field mice, just ripe for the taking. My finder's fee is reasonable. Call Tim Coyote.

I just saw a news report about a road runner being injured by a falling side view mirror from a car marked "Clunker." He was limping badly. Call for the location.

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