How to Deal with Frenemies

The first step to make a frenemy is to make a friend with a popular girl at school. Do whatever you have to do in order to get with the "in" crowd, so you can be seen as an "it girl."

The easiest way to do this is to become a tutor to one of the it girls, or if you're hot, get noticed by one of the jocks or popular guys. Play off that to get invited to parties and sit with them at lunch.

Once you make friends, you have to make those friends enemies.

The easiest way to do this is to steal one of the it girls boyfriends, not often hard. You need a systematic espionage. Popular guys get tired of their girlfriends quickly, so all you have to do is get in with one of the boys and drop casually that It Girl 1 is about to break up with It Guy. It Guy will break up first to beat her to the punch, and then he's all yours.

While you're making friends with the It Girls, you want to make peripheral friends with enemies of that clique. When you get ready to take them down by spreading rumors, you'll need someone to spread them.

Befriend your It Crowd on Myspace and your Other People on Facebook. Keep them separate for now, because neither side should know everything you're doing.

If you can't get an It Guy, the next easiest way to make a frenemy is to embarrass them online. Facebook or Myspace is perfect for this, and if you have a friend that's down with all that 4chan online espionage and prankage, you're gold. Simply start a rumor about the Queen Bee, and post it on Facebook for all to see. The Internet will do the rest. Nothing vile or seriously hurtful. Remember, this is just social standing, not life or death.