How to Drive like a Racecar Driver in Your Every Day Life

Looking for a way to impress your buddies, your girlfriend, or your fellow drivers? Tired of always being second in line at the drive through, car wash, or Starbucks? Here are a few tips for how to drive like a racecar driver in your every day life that will get you where you want to be ahead of the crowd and make going to work, running errands, or just picking up a burger exciting.

The first tip to driving like a racecar driver in your every day life is to really assume the racer's mentality. You must win. You must be first. Anything less than getting there faster than everyone else is unacceptable. This basic premise is true even if you are just heading home or going to work. Assume every driver on the road is trying to get to the same place that you are and that they are merely obstacles in your path. Beat them. Leave them wallowing in your exhaust.

Once you have assumed the racer's mentality, the next tip to driving like a racecar driver in your every day life is to make your vehicle look like a racecar and sound like a racecar. For instance, suppose you drive a minivan. Get the minivan detailed. Put some product decals or stickers on it like Pepsi or Lowe's and paint your favorite racecar driver's number on the side. To really give the minivan the racecar touch, make it sound like a racecar. Knock a few holes in the exhaust, put it in neutral, and rev up the engine. Now you have a racecar.

Once you have the racer's mentality and the racecar to go with it, it is time to tighten up your seat belt and get down to business. Drive like a racecar driver. Use the draft to your advantage by pulling up as close as you can behind other cars and then passing them as quickly as you can. Be sure to cut them off after passing them. If you can, pass someone on the left, pull in front of the driver you just passed, and hit your brakes to make a quick right turn. This maneuver especially impressive if the roads are slick from rain, ice, or snow.

Weave in and out of traffic to show off your handling skills. When a vehicle tries to pass you on the expressway, speed up just enough so that you can look into the other driver's eyes to intimidate him. Once you have made eye contact, speed up and pull in front of him.

Treat red lights like lights at a drag strip. Do your best to beat the drivers next to you off the line, then pull in front of them to teach them a lesson. Squeal your tires if you can to really make an impression.

Once you have mastered these basic skills, you will be able to drive like a racecar driver in real life. To reward yourself after "winning" each time you drive/race, stage a victory lap in the parking lot or your drive way and create a mini winner's circle. Buy an old trophy at a pawn shop along with a souvenir checkered flag, and keep a case of your favorite soda in your trunk. Crawl out of your driver's side car window with the trophy held over your head and spray the soda on whoever happens to be parked near your car or watching.

Please note that the race spectators and other racers may not be as enthusiastic about your efforts as you are. Be prepared to take evasive action when necessary.