How to Drive Your Parents Crazy
*Look through their cd collection and snicker and snort a lot.
*Ask them the same silly questions over and over again.
*Wear their favorite silk shirt tied around your waist.
*Lay around the living room and sigh a lot. When they ask you what's wrong, reply defensively "Nothing, Gawd! I'm just sitting here!"
*Tell them how great your grandparents are and that they were really lucky to have such wonderful parents!
*Ask for spending money. Ask for the car. Ask for gas money. In that order.
How to use these techniques. These techniques are most effective when parents are tired or have a cold. Be creative! Combining techniques can be fun and effective! The recommended outward appearances when using these techniques are defensive and/or secretive.
Legal disclaimer: This post is for entertainment purposes only. If you actully use these techniques and get grounded, don't come crying to me!
WARNING! IF YOU HAVE BOTH PARENTS IN THE HOUSEHOLD, DO NOT TRY TO USE THESE TECHNIQUES! THEY WILL JOIN FORCES AND GANG UP ON YOU!
Published by Priscilla
I am a wife and a mother of three teens. I am a country girl. View profile
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