How to Be an Effective Hater

Hello fellow Haters. First of all, I want you to look into the mirror. To be an effective hater you have to make very sure not to include anything that reflects what you see there--if you need to wear a hood that's fine, but be sure to cut eye holes (don't ask me how I know).

Remember since hatred tends to cloud the mind it's best to choose hate-traits to target that are readily identifiable such as skin color, facial features or even fashion sense to limit the strain on your brain. Don't worry about being politically or even morally correct--that's a headache for non-haters and nothing you need to worry about.

Now a word about the hater community: depending on your preferred target you should try to associate yourself with like-minded individuals as much as possible--there's safety in numbers and it makes it harder for victims to pick you out of a line-up. Luckily they're just as easy to spot since whomever your targets hate are probably just your kind of folk especially if they wear hoods too.

Also use as many hate-filled words to describe your targets as possible since it helps to set you apart from the target-lovers. You should likewise be ready to fight at a moment's notice since both groups will most likely take offense as you rabidly manipulate the concepts of free speech and free assembly they traditionally hold so dear.

And do your best to ignore those people who would try to stop you from pursuing your personal right to hate because they want nothing more than a world where everyone gets along and loves one another and all that garbage. They simply don't realize that nothing good ever came from peace and tranquility. Life is a struggle against the forces of nature and if you don't go to war against them then you may just wind up content with the way your life is going and then where would you be?

At all costs keep your children away from any open-minded individuals who would confuse them by pushing their disgusting views of tolerance and cooperation on them. Frustration may be naturally occurring, but hatred must be taught so get them while they're young or it might not take. Beat it into them if you have to-hate is not for the kind or the caring. Proudly proclaim your hatred to let others know where you stand so that they too can see what stubborn and pigheaded dedication is truly all about. Nothing is as important as keeping the tradition of bigotry alive for it alone gave rise to the numerous glories of murder, madness, mayhem and all those wonderful things that made Humanity the dominate species on the planet it is today no matter how short-lived that superiority may be.

Be sure to keep this guide with you at all times for easy reference or have someone literate read it to you if need be. Good luck and happy hating!