How to Embarass Anyone, Anywhere, at Anytime, Including Yourself!

If you have ever had to go somewhere that you didn't want to be, then we have something in common. The following is a list of thing you can do to make sure you never had to go anywhere that you don't want to be, ever again.

Before you get started, you will need the following things:

1. Sense of Humor
2. Video Camera (optional)
3. Unwilling Participants
4. Person You Don't Mind Embarrasing

After two of the three requirements are met, you can get started. Any of the things on this list can be performed anywhere. Make sure the person that has dragged you to your boredom can hear and see everything you say and do.

1. Start a conversation with a straight guy that is just as bored as you are. Lead the conversation into what you he does for a living. When he asks you what you do for a living, tell him you are a gay porn star. No matter what he asks next, stick to your guns and use your imagination. (Men Only)

Note: It is very important to stay serious and keep a straight face.

2. For this next scene causing event, you will need a paper bag and tones of confetti. This scenario assumes you have foreknowledge that you will be somewhere that you don't want to be. Simply fill your paper bag with confetti or shredded paper. When you walk into the store, bar, school, hospital, etc., trip and make sure all the contents of the bag fly everywhere and cause a huge scene. (Men or Women)

3. This one should be used with caution. If you can over hear the name of someone of the same sex that you don't know, walk up and LOUDLY confront them about why they haven't been returning your calls after meeting you in the club. This is 100% guaranteed to cause a scene and embarrass anyone involved. (Men and Women)

4. This is probably the most simple and sure fire way to embarass everyone around. Simply fart. Yes, that's right. Fart lound and often. This can be used by both men and women, but women will get the best results (measured by reaction) if it can be clearly pinned on them. (Men and Women)

5. The final tip (for now) is probably the one that will get kicked out of any department store. On the bright side, you won't be where you don't want to be at that point. This can be done several different ways.

Men, if you are in a women's department store, pull some clothes off the rack and ask to use the dressing room. Don't just go in, make sure you ask, to maximize the shock factor. If you can, try to grab clothes you can fit and actually put them on. Once you have them on, make sure to walk out and ask someone how you look.

Men and women, if you are in a department store, make sure you ask for clothes that you know are too small. If you wear XL, ask to see a medium or a small. Whatever you do, don't damage the clothing (you will have to pay for it.). When you come out of the dressing room, tell the sales person, "I know I wear a size (insert small size here), but these don't fit." When the salesperson suggest that you try a bigger size, act like you are offended and refuse to ever shop there again.

If anyone gets any of this on film, please be sure to post it for everyone's enjoyment.

To Be Continued...

Disclaimer: Please do not harm anyone physically while performing any of these scenarios. These scenarios are for entertainment purposes only. By doing any of the above suggested actions, you agree to be held solely responsible for your actions.