How to Make an Entrance at a Halloween Party

When you're a little bit past the trick-or-treating age, Halloween parties can be the highlight of Halloween. Whether the party you go to is family friendly, or for older teens, this guide will teach you how to make the coolest, or funniest entrance. During Halloween the two things are, or can be 'one and the same'.

In order to be looked at as cool, you must be going to a costume party. If you're not going to a costume party, you're going to look like a complete idiot, but that's still kinda cool. Your costume will be unique in almost every way.

Step 1: Order a really small costume. All I had to do was put on my 10 year old little brother's costume and I was set. Preferably a police/fireman outfit, or anything that would be really noticeable. Trust me, it adds to the funny if you're dressed as something that people can recognize.

Step 2: Work on your size, you can be either really skinny, a total fatass, or buff as hell to pull this off. Anybody who just looks normal in an 8 year old's Halloween outfit probably won't get much props. For getting fat I recommend eating twinkies, for getting skinny I recommend not eating, and for getting buff I recommend doing some pushups and eating Tiger's Milk!

Step 3: Smile often, acknowledge the fact that your costume is way to small. But at the same time, pretend like it's the perfect size for you. If somebody tells you 'directly' that your costume is too small, punch them in the face... they're retarded.

Step 4: Avoid parents. I was approached by a mom at a Halloween party who thought I was dressed as a male stripper. "What are you honey...?" all you can really say to that is, "umm... the entertainment?".

Step 5:

a) Fatasses: Be obnoxious

b) Skinnies: Walk around awkwordly

c) Buffz0rz: Pimp Halloween BumbleBee Ho's

(Isn't it a well known fact that bumblebees are ho's?)

Hope you enjoyed the guide.