How Everything Was Changed by His Children

He was a braggart and an upstart and he lustily enjoyed being someone he envied by taking their part and their place and their number

It was an age of numerologists controlled by psychotic half-wits using revelation and their social security number

Like the rest of his kind he had two faces for their mentor was a Janus and they followed the fiend to Hell

Everything became a number and he flourished as did most Andrews and Toms

But everything had an Achilles heel and his mentor had dipped him in the bloody Jackson Hole Waters holding him by the hair

However, he didn't dip the hair that held him

His niece was a lusty blonde and his wife was a scarecrow brunette who played the part in those days of the grave digging Jeannette

The lusty blonde was not above incest and the scarecrow saw and made her bled tears of acid rain and black clouds of witches brew

He was lulled by the blonde into their pool and she cooed She doesn't want you like I do.

It was a moment of sexual contact and his blood soared to his buttocks

Like electricity he felt totally alive and revelled in the soft, yielding flesh

Everything became his worst enemy and lost his taste for work and plotted his adultery with his niece

But he failed to see his scarecrow now running the business and hiring agents to discover the cause of his ruddy cheeks

However, He died of prostrate cancer while yielding to Yolanda's kiss