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How to Find Love Through Your Dog

Love Me, Love My Dog

Michael K. Miller
Find Love through Your Dog -the Basics
Love can be found, nurtured, and experienced through dogs. Do you want love? Man's (and Woman's) best friend is a natural, healthy way to search for and find your soulmate or "poochmate TM."

How to find love through dogs is not something to be entertained lightly, of course. Make sure you know and understand what you're getting into when you embark on "How to Find Love Through Your Dog."

"Five Worst Reasons to Own a Dog," by Kristie Leong, gives you every opportunity to change your mind about finding love through dogs. Even so, the tone of Kristie's caveats to finding love through dogs is positive.

Start with a plan to find love through dogs. Kassidy Emmerson, in "How to Find Single Men and Women Who Love Dogs and Cats Like You Do," lays out some basics.

Beyond the basics, add these advanced techniques and tools to "How to Find Love Through Your Dog."

Find Love through Your Dog - some Advanced Techniques and Tools
Buy a "Love me, Love my Dog" cuff. Wear it to all the obvious meeting places Kassidy mentions. Additionally, I recommend wearing the "Love me, Love my Dog" bracelet to the market, the tennis court, fairs and carnivals, happy hours, and anywhere eligible women (ineligible, too) women may amass.

This adorable "Love me, Love my Dog" charm of affection for your puppy is chic, stylish, and connotes a sense of inner purpose and union with Nature. She will love this sterling silver bracelet and it will endear your puppy - and you - to her heart.

Get an art print of "Love Me, Love My Dog," an 18th Century painting of Miss Jane Bowles by Sir Joshua Reynolds. This classic painting attests to your appreciation of art imitating the softer, gentler things in life. Also, it frames your empathy with and compassion for the pure, timeless elements of true relationships.

Hang "Love Me, Love My Dog" in your foyer. Use it as wallpaper on your laptop (there are lots of women dog lovers at Starbucks). Also, carry one in your backpack. Take your backpack to the places Kassidy mentioned and when you spot a woman you want to meet, let the print fall out of your backpack at her feet - it's a great icebreaker.

Get a copy of Gus Stevens erotica "Love Me, Love My Dog." Carry this is your backpack, too. Introduce into early conversation, with discretion. (Caution: this should not be the second, third - or tenth thing out of your mouth as you look into those sweet brown eyes on aisle 3 at PETCO.)

This is just a simple beginning and a few advanced techniques and tools on "How to Find Love Through Your Dog." Expert techniques from The Kama Sutra (e.g. "lazy doggie," "classic doggie," "underdog," "extended doggie," et al.); Pleasures: Women Write Erotica, Lonnie Barbach, editor; Dr. Susan M. Block's (author of the short story "Women Who Love Men Who Love Horses") Block Books, and beyond will come later.

Find Love through Your Dog - put your plan into Action
Don't consume your precious time and energy on "How to Save the World." Why stress over the international situation? Iran? China? Please. Direct your mental energies toward that which you can change now - irrespective of the coming $7 dollar-a-gallon gas, the further implosion of your stock portfolio, and the pending Obamanation of America. Invest your time and energy in "How to Find Love Through Your Dog."

Improve the quality of your life now by buying a dog. Learn about your dog. Nurture and care for your dog. Love your dog. Then, take your dog and your love out for a walk looking for Ms. 'OMG I Love Dogs.'

Take your dog on the road show for Love. Find that soulmate, that poochmate TM, who's out there just panting for you to whistle, just begging for you to roll over and do tricks for her.

Find Love through Your Dog - the Happy Ending...and New Beginning
Love me, love my dog? Yes, she will - anywhere, anytime: in the park, at the beach, in the hayloft of a barn; at a drive-in theater, on a fox hunt, on a hike into the woods; in the city, in the country, at sea - yes, she will, you will. Learn and know "How to Find Love Through Your Dog.".

And the dogs? Your dog, her dog? They'll love "How to Find Love Through Your Dog" and the four of you can live happily ever after. Who knows? There may even be puppies in your future....
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All Rights Reserved. Copyright Michael K. Miller of Millennium Suites, LLC 2008

Published by Michael K. Miller

Human, male, Christian, American || Paladin, intrapreneur, entrepreneur || Writer || Father || Retrograde Subject Matter Expert (RSME) on Life, Living, and Love  View profile

  • Love can be found, nurtured, and experienced through dogs.
  • Learn and know "How to Find Love through Your Dog."
  • Take your dog on the road show for Love. Find your soulmate, your poochmate™
90% of all women love dogs - at least 50% of the time.

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  • Hannah8/17/2008

    Bow Wow! Thanks for the info! My last fiancee is Adios, because he wanted to leave my dogs outside (get real it gets to 110 degrees here), and didn't want them on the bed. Oh well, he has his bed all to himslf now, and I have my precious pooches!

  • C.B. Jones8/7/2008

    It's common knowledge the animals can attract women. Most fail to realize the chances of the pet staying in a long term relationship with said women, even if you get kicked to the curb. Dogs are crafty. I've seen a dog ruin a relationship, and change loyalties after it was all over.

  • Nikki8/1/2008

    Great topic, cute, and great way to showcase other CP's work :D

  • cathiesblogs7/31/2008

    awww I love my doggie.."Shaggy" too !!!...he is such a sweetie...he loves me even when I may not be so loveable !!!:)

  • Kay Whittenhauer7/24/2008

    Not loving my dog would be a deal-breaker for me if I were single.

  • Tricia Goss7/23/2008

    Love this! When I read the title, I was thinking along the lines of the unconditional love a dog gives you! LOL! This is a great topic.

  • Irene Lynn7/22/2008

    why shoot!..I thought this sounded familiar..LOL!..I didn't realize i read this ..and I didn't even see my name...or i"m getting old..which i am...or it's the heat..LOL!

  • Irene Lynn7/22/2008

    all animals can be best friends...we have had a lot of mix of everything..dog, rabbits,cats which we have now, gerbils,guinea pigs, and even a mouse because my daughter had a school project and didn't want to set it free..i'm sure i've left something out..but all animals have personalities ...sometimes us humans don't take time out to see them..great job on the doggies, Michael!..you stay cool too..

  • Irene Lynn7/16/2008

    I have 2 cats..but use to have a dog for 12 yrs till we had to put her down..wonderful article, Michael

  • Restaurant Chef7/11/2008

    Great article~!

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