How Do You Fix Stupid
You Just Cannot Fix Stupid
A robber rubbed his face good with mercury cream
He thought to the bank camera, he would be unseen
What he didn't know
Was the mercury glow
Accentuated his features for a picture so pristine!!
He thought to the bank camera, he would be unseen
What he didn't know
Was the mercury glow
Accentuated his features for a picture so pristine!!
A bank robber in Minnesota, really took a big jar
To "throw 'em off the track" threw money from the car
The way it went down
Really made him frown,'
Everybody was chasing him; he didn't get very far!!
Thieves in Florida took a wrong turn on their race
Their wrong turn took them to the wrong place
To the guard it was funny
They offered him money
They were sitting in front of an Air Force Base!!
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Published by Faye Fairley
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14 Comments
Post a CommentLOL these are brilliantly witty.
Love these stupid pieces.
Great Piece Faye and Funny! Thanks! :)
I have to ask. Do you speak in rhyme? You can take any story and put it in poetry. It's amazing. Love it.
Duh!!!!!!!!
What can I say? You can't fix stupid...but you can turn it into poetry!
This makes a person say, "True or False"
Very good.
Another knucklehead, another crime. Good one, Faye!
I don't stupid can be fixed, and too bad, because I think there's an epidemic of it.