How to Flirt with Younger Men

The cougar -- a modern urban phenomenon with her eyes on the delicious prey of younger men. And why not? All this Botox, liposuction, collagen, and gym time better pay off! Who wants an old geezer when you can have his son and still get all the money? I kid; I kid. But to flirt with younger men requires a special skill set, the lack of which is deftly lampooned on Courtney Cox's new show, Cougartown. No, this is not an advertisement for the show -- it really is an article on how to flirt with younger men. So here it is -- how to flirt with younger men.

To flirt with younger men, first realize that younger men are flirting with you because they are tired of the games that younger women play. That notwithstanding, even the most distinguished eligible bachelor is a visually driven beast at heart, so you have to look your absolute best. Fortunately, this is where the older wom--er, cougar, shines. Younger women might have flawless skin, but what they don't have is the poise to correctly position that body, nor the grace to choose the proper fashion accessories for maximum impact. You have both of these, so use them. The perfect makeup, that killer dress that fits only you -- these are what get you noticed. To flirt with younger men, realize that they want a full woman.

Even as you make your dashing appearance, to flirt with younger men, you must still make them feel like a man. Here, too, the older wom--er, cougar, has an advantage. What better to make a man feel like a man than talking about subjects they like, which you might actually know about? Younger women rely on their looks too much, have never had any real responsibility, and never watch the news. You have. So it's ok to talk politics or even the football game. Watch as you flirt with younger men using these lines instaed of the stilted laugh of the younger girls and they light up like a Christmas tree. One thing you don't want to talk about: long term relationship. Not even as a joke.

fter you warm them up, to flirt with younger men, you must realize when it is time to take charge. As stated before, younger men flirt with you because they are especially tired of the games of younger women, especially that "hard to get" nonsense. The cougar has a reputation for going for the jugular, and so you shall. As soon as you see your prey is truly attracted to you, you make an elegant and ladylike, yet slightly forward, move in. Take him outside and ravish him. Younger men like and want to be taught, both intellectually and sexually. So give him a verbal thrashing in step 2, and now, in step 3, get down to business.