How to Do Fun Workouts

So many new tools to help you workout without hating it! I love it. People are healthier than ever, and there's no reason you shouldn't partake and do fun workouts. There are certain things that the pros do to make sure they keep workouts fun, and with good reason. You, and I, and everyone reading this, would rather be eating cake or some type of fattening pig right now. Anyway, here's how to do fun workouts for yourself. You deserve it.

Things You'll Need:

• Open mind

• A Wii (yep!)

• A TV

1. WII!!! This absolutely is the most fun thing to happen to workouts since Richard Simmons. They geared the Wii specifically towards families, sports, movement, action, and to do fun workouts. At the time of this writing, the Sports Package is the game that comes with the video game console. Use it.

2. GRAB A FRIEND. After you hook up your Wii, you can grab a friend to do fun workouts. Hey, you're not the only one who's fat and gross. You can go to your Craigslist page, look under Community, and type in "do fun workouts" or "lose weight." People post there LOOKING for workout partners. Who knows -- you might meet your fat soulmate, get skinny together, and have outrageous sex because you both now look amazing. (Then you'll probably break up because you'll both think you can do better, but focus on the amazing sex!!)

3. MIX IT UP! It's not important to be so regimented as everybody says, as long as your LIFESTYLE is more ACTIVE. So when you run, go run outside. Run different trails. Run through the forest. (Take a knife!) If you feel like doing cardiovascular work, then do cardio. If you feel like weight training, then weight train. If you want to do step aerobics, then do that!! Just stay ACTIVE and the fun will build on itself. To do fun workouts is to keep them fun at ALL TIMES! Woo hoo!!!

4. JOIN A GYM. After you break yourself in, it's time to step it up to a higher gear. It's known that simply being around people improves your performance in anything and keeps you motivated. Also, spending money keeps people motivated. So don't go in there trying to negotiate the startup fee down or anything like that. Take the hit, and make yourself use it. Sign up for the extra classes as well. Who knows -- you might meet your fat gym soulmate, get skinny together, and have outrageous sex because you both now look amazing. (Then you'll probably break up because you'll both think you can do better, but focus on the amazing sex!!)

5. HAVE SEX! That leads right into my next step -- have sex! What's the best, most fun workout to do? That's right! And it has other benefits as well -- it metaconglomerizes your hemoglibins and stuff and just makes your whole body work better. That's what your body was made for -- use it! Again, you can use Craigslist for this, but I wouldn't recommend it necessarily...join a gym -- it's safer. Then invite them back to your house to play Wii! Holla!!