How to Get a Girlfriend in 3 Steps

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PRESENT YOURSELF AS A PROVIDER. To get a girlfriend, you can't act like you're trying to get laid. To get laid, all you have to do is act a fool, use all these crazy "strategies" of being super cocky, super funny, know magic tricks, show off the (borrowed) Rolex, yadda yadda yadda. (All that works, too. If you're looking for fun, then be fun.) But girlfriends want security. So take charge. Old school chivalry. Pick her up, pay her way, open all doors, wait until third date to make a move. But PLEASE don't be boring. Well, maybe just a little. But not too boring. To get a girlfriend in 3 steps, the first step is to make her feel like she doesn't have to do a thing.

STYLE. You will need to perfect your personal style in order to get a girlfriend. Girls absolutely talk about and compare boyfriends, so basically, you have to be hotter than the hottest boyfriend in that girl's group of friends. Follow me? So give up the sneakers and polish up the loafers. Take her to expensive restaurants -- no more lame picnic dates. To get a girlfriend in 3 steps, the second step is to make her able to talk about you to her friends and be the winner. This also might mean you have to get a better job, or finally start that business you've been talking about for 3 years. Oh well. You asked for my advice; now get up off your lazy ass and take it like a man.

COMMITMENT. Of course, commitment. Guys want girlfriends mostly because guys get lonely. Guys usually want girlfriends during dry spells. But girls want boyfriends, usually, for marriage. I have yet to find a girl who knowingly (i.e. without some sort of alcoholic or drug inducement) gets into a relationship with a guy that she doesn't want to marry or turn into marriage material. Especially beautiful women, who have their pick. Just know this going in. There are little things you can do to make yourself seem committed, like talking about trips months in advance, taking her to meet your friends or family, or buying jewelry. Diamonds are a girl's best friend because they symbolize an investment. I mean hell, it's really just a rock in the ground. But anyway, To get a girlfriend in 3 steps, the third step is to make her believe, truthfully or not, that you are marriage material.