How to Get Your Husband Off the Couch

Mitestarossa
Have you been wondering how to get your husband off the couch? If he wants to spend all of his free time lying around on the couch watching television instead of spending time with you, you need to act quickly to get him out of this nasty habit. There is no use arguing about it and causing a rift between you and your husband.

Cook Your Best Meal To Get Your Husband Off Of The Couch

Prepare the dining room table with a white table cloth, candles and your wedding china. Then cook your husband's favorite meal. When he sees all of the trouble that you have gone to, he won't even think about trying to eat this fabulous meal on the couch in front of the television set.

Coax Him Into The Bedroom

Buy yourself a sexy teddy or lingerie. Don't worry about your weight or how you look in it. Your husband will think you look sexy no matter what. Red is a great color for lingerie, but you can choose anything that you think is best for you.

Walk past your husband while he is on the couch and head towards your bedroom. Don't say anything to him, just keep walking. He should follow you immediately. If not, you really have a problem on your hands.

Spend Time Out In The Garage To Get Your Husband Off Of The Couch

If you can't get your husband off of the couch, try spending some time in the garage. You can clean and reorganize the garage, decorate it, put up shelves, etc. It will drive him crazy that you are out there so much that he will be dying to see what you are doing. You will probably not be able to get anything accomplished before he shows up to see what you are doing.

Invite His Friends Over To Get Your Husband Off Of The Couch

Put some appetizers and beer on your back patio for them to enjoy. Your husband will not be able to stay on the couch if his friends are eating and drinking beer in the backyard. At least this technique will get him off of the couch and out of the house.

Use the technique that works best for you to get your husband off of the couch. Once he is off, you can move the television or the couch, so this problem doesn't start happening again.

Published by Mitestarossa

Mitestarossa is an online writer who has been published on Ehow.com, Demand Studios, Associated Content and Yahoo Contributor (Hot 100 since November 2010 and Top 1000 in 2010), Bukisa and her own blogs.  View profile

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