Cook Your Best Meal To Get Your Husband Off Of The Couch
Prepare the dining room table with a white table cloth, candles and your wedding china. Then cook your husband's favorite meal. When he sees all of the trouble that you have gone to, he won't even think about trying to eat this fabulous meal on the couch in front of the television set.
Coax Him Into The Bedroom
Buy yourself a sexy teddy or lingerie. Don't worry about your weight or how you look in it. Your husband will think you look sexy no matter what. Red is a great color for lingerie, but you can choose anything that you think is best for you.
Walk past your husband while he is on the couch and head towards your bedroom. Don't say anything to him, just keep walking. He should follow you immediately. If not, you really have a problem on your hands.
Spend Time Out In The Garage To Get Your Husband Off Of The Couch
If you can't get your husband off of the couch, try spending some time in the garage. You can clean and reorganize the garage, decorate it, put up shelves, etc. It will drive him crazy that you are out there so much that he will be dying to see what you are doing. You will probably not be able to get anything accomplished before he shows up to see what you are doing.
Invite His Friends Over To Get Your Husband Off Of The Couch
Put some appetizers and beer on your back patio for them to enjoy. Your husband will not be able to stay on the couch if his friends are eating and drinking beer in the backyard. At least this technique will get him off of the couch and out of the house.
Use the technique that works best for you to get your husband off of the couch. Once he is off, you can move the television or the couch, so this problem doesn't start happening again.
Published by Mitestarossa
Mitestarossa is an online writer who has been published on Ehow.com, Demand Studios, Associated Content and Yahoo Contributor (Hot 100 since November 2010 and Top 1000 in 2010), Bukisa and her own blogs. View profile
How to Get Your Woman to TickSprucing and spicing up a marriage/relationship is not all about sex: it involves providing her with security and unconditional love.- How to Keep Your ManTips on how to keep your man happy and your life will improve along with it.
How to Trace Your Family TreeInterested in shaking the skeletons in your closet? Did great-great-great-grandad really get shot in the Civil War? Did Grampa Jones really know Al Capone? For the novice gen...- A Guide for Husbands: What You Are Doing to Turn Your Wife OffThis is a few examples of the things married men do and do not do that are major turn offs for their wives.
- How to Have Real Christmas JoyI fantasize about living in a world where children are taught to adopt a senior citizen in a home for Christmas, to save change to buy a book for their adopted senior.
- Three Ways to Get Your Husband to Listen
- How to Get Your Man to Help Out with the Chores
- How to Prepare Your Dog for a Baby's Arrival
- Train Your Husband to Listen
- Aunt Lottie Drops by with the New Boyfriend
- How to Motivate Yourself to Do the Laundry
- Merina, the Depressive IUD



