How to Get into Popular Clubs

You've come to the right place about getting into popular clubs, because I know all, and I mean all, of the other articles you've read say the same thing. Have girls. Dress trendy. Tip the bouncer. That's not a plan; whatever. Getting into popular clubs is always going to be a popularity contest where the athletes, rich kids, and I'll just say "looser" women still get precedence. High school never ends. Fear not. I have a plan for you, Joe Blow, to get into popular clubs. Gonna take some work and time, though. You're going to have to really want this. Here's how to get into popular clubs.

To get into popular clubs, yes, the first thing is you have to get your gear right. This isn't an article on how to dress, and every locale has its own style. Suffice it to say just get it right, and move on to Step 2, where my plan really starts.

After your duds are right, you can't just go to the most popular clubs. You need to go to some of the less popular clubs and get your Rolodex together. In big cities like Hollywood (that's me! go Hollywood!), hot girls go to not popular clubs. Maybe they just don't feel like dressing like sluts that night. Bottom line is, you get your girls here, create a rapport with them, and gather them together when you want to go to the popular clubs where you need them. Who knows - while you're doing all this schemeing and dealing, you might actually make a new friend or two.

So now you've got your clothes and your girls on standby, and you want to go to a popular club without doing all the stupid stuff those other nightlife articles (probably written by nightlife promoters) tell you to do -- have a room at the hotel that the club is at, get bottle service, bribe the bouncer at the velvet rope -- lame. First off, you have to go early. So get there early with as many women as you can. Make sure at least a couple dress naked, LOL. They can't all be prudes or they're not helping your cause. Shouldn't be hard. Just tell them "we're going to an A-list club tonight. Dress up." They will.

Waltz up to the bouncer confidently and tell him that you are trying to show these ladies a good time, and can he help you out? Play the gentleman. Don't tip him; just talk and be truthful. You show respect for his authority by making him respect you as a man because you're not kissing his butt. Respect is the key here. He will probably send you back in line to wait for a while because he has to keep up appearances, but you have his attention, which is all you need.

Make the time in line fun. You should be having a blast with your girls, which the bouncer will also notice. Keep them tight and together, and don't let any other guys steal them. You're the man. The bouncer has to keep up appearances by making you wait a while, but if you act like you don't even notice and you are having the time of your lives, he will eventually let you and your ladies in.

Now just be prepared to spend all your lunch money, LOL. Salu!!