How to Be Just like Britney Spears

From one point of view, Britney has it all. Lots of money, houses, cars, assistants, children, and talent. But on the other hand, it seems as though her world is crumbling around her. For those of you who may only see the glamorous part of Britney's life, let's look at some ways you can be just like her.

How to Be Just Like Britney Spears #1: Shave Your Head Bald

You read that correctly. The news just came out that Britney has done away with her badly colored blonde hair. To date, the reason is unclear as to why she would pull a Sinead O'Connor. Do you have what it takes to get clipped?

How to Be Just Like Britney Spears #2: Dye Your Own Hair

When Britney isn't sporting a bald head, it looks as though she dyes her own hair. The dark roots have shown in just about every picture she's taken in the past two years. Pregnancy might have been a good excuse for her, but that can only last for so long. You may already be on your way to being like Britney if you follow this step.

How to Be Just Like Britney Spears #3: Don't Wear Underwear

You don't have to be rich to pull this one off. In fact, it's free to do. Just be sure to wear a tight, short dress to show off your newly found freedom. It will help if the paparazzi are nearby to savor the moment.

How to Be Just Like Britney Spears #4: Go Party While Manny Watches the Kids

You may not be Britney-like if you don't have the conscience to go out drinking a few nights per week while your mother or the manny is watching your dear little ones. If you must, skip this step.

How to Be Just Like Britney Spears #5: Put Your Child in Their Car Seat -Incorrectly

Hmm, this is another tough one, seeing as it has to do with children. But if you desperately want to be like the pop queen, you'll need to place your child in their car seat facing the wrong way. It could possibly be that the baby wants to watch how you weave in and out of traffic.

How to Be Just Like Britney Spears #6: Wear a Bikini to a Club

Leave nothing to the imagination. You could wear your boring old bikini. But wouldn't it be more fun to borrow one from the dancers at the club you're partying at? You can't be afraid of germs to be like Britney.

How to Be Just Like Britney Spears #7: Don't Wear Shoes in Public Bathrooms

Speaking of germs, public bathrooms have to rate at the top of the filth list. What better way to prove to the world that nothing bothers you? Forget the shoes when you use the public potty.

How to Be Just Like Britney Spears #8: Marry A Wanna-Be Rapper

He shouldn't be too hard to find. Then you must create a reality show of your relationship. Burping and licking your fingers will shoot you to Britney stardom.

How to Be Just Like Britney Spears #9: Practice Kabbalah

You and your baby should not be allergic to red string to try this. Britney would be so proud of you if you tried this out.

How to Be Just Like Britney Spears #10: Have a Surprise Wedding

Shock your family and closest friends by turning your engagement party into your actual wedding. It is very important that the bridesmaids and groomsmen get embroidered jogging outfits. Your entourage will be thrilled.

So there you go. Ten easy, if not bold, steps that will make you just like Britney Spears. It should also be mentioned that this all has to be done within three years. Britney Spears is a hard one to top, but you can do it!