How to Kill Charlie Harper: A Kids Rendition

Charlie Sheen may stalk like a Warlock but a recent bit on the Jimmy Kimmel show in Hollywood really showed the creativity of young minds. Strong young minds are the future of this nation but the kids that Jimmy Kimmel's cameras caught out on the Hollywood strip had some pretty twisted ideas when posed the question, "How should TV producers kill off Charlie Sheen's character Charlie Harper on 'Two and a Half Men?'"

One little girl said: "They should hit Charlie Sheen with a bunch of Barbie dolls until he's dead."

Another little boy had even bigger ideas saying: "They should whip him like in 'Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull' and they should stick him in a fire-ant pit and the fire-ants would just eat him and burn his face."

One little boy noted: "I'd probably just get a bazooka and blow him up."

Another little boy who was ducking and dodging like Muhammad Ali suggested the far more pedestrian: "They could just put poison in his Pudding Cup."

A fabulous little girl decided: "They should just put him on fire."

Another male tyke wanted firearms involved when he said: "They should kill him with a shotgun."

A very little boy with the help of an older male tried his best to make the threat: "Knuckle sandwich!"

Another little boy screamed: "Heart Attack!"

Another little boy who looked strangely like the little boy who suggested shotgun offered: "Kill him with a pocket knife."

A heartbroken little girl had one of the most revealing suggestions when she said: "They should probably give him cancer like my cat."

The final boy of the lot made an obscene suggestion which the censors had to bleep out. This boy did look considerably older than most of the other kids but still had to be borderline single digits for age.

It's amazing to me that kids are as well informed these days as they are. I find it hard to remember my thoughts of death and what it meant at such a young age. Of course I knew what it was like when my video game character died but my earliest encounters with death included ghostly spirits like Yoda and Obi Wan Kenobi.

Death wasn't done on TV in my day and when it was it was always brief, respectful, and after 9pm which was always my bedtime. Of course Charlie Harper will be missed but don't cry for Charlie Sheen too long. Fresh off his Violent Torpedo, Sheen's apparently inked a deal for another TV show about...Charlie Sheen!

Great.

Sources:

http://www.aoltv.com/2011/06/30/kimmel-kids-how-cbs-should-kill-charlie-sheen-video/

http://tv.yahoo.com/two-and-a-half-men/show/35441