How to Know What to Do for a Bachelorette Party

The best parties are the ones where you wake up the next morning with that odd fuzzy feeling in your mouth, a slight pounding in your head and no bars in the room that you are in. Getting the bride arrested on the night before her wedding is a very, very bad idea, but there are so much more fun things that a trip to the police station will not even be missed.

Take the bride out to girl's night at her favorite haunt- the one she will more than likely have to give up hanging around at once the vows are spoken. (More men for you, right?) Let her dance every dance and be as loud as she wants- but keep in mind that she will want to look her very best tomorrow, so try to rein that party girl in at least a little bit. Liquor on an empty stomach is a bad idea, so take her for her favorite meal out, but try not to make too many of the "last meal" jokes. Hit the club, bar or dive after ward and she can burn up the calories that she just consumed out on the dance floor.

If the bride is not into the club or bar scene then take her to a spa for an all out day- include a few of her closest friends and have the works done. Facials, manicure, pedicure, sea salt foot soak and oh yeah, chocolate body scrubs, purr, purr, purr. (This might not be the party to have the day before in case of allergic reaction).

Have a double duty party. Back in the day, people had Tupperware parties. Nowadays, the parties are a bit more spicy to say the least. A Bachelorette party that doubles as an adult toy party can be more fun than you could imagine. Most of the work is done by the sex toy company rep., you provide the place, and the refreshments. The rep will keep the party flowing with games and with product demos that will loosen up event the most uptight guest. Toys not your thing? There are lingerie parties or for the blander types: candles.

Although it is tacky and probably an overdone idea, unless your friend has specifically demanded that it not be done, do not forget the male stripper. Ask for the cheesiest, stereotypical dancer that you can find, and then sit back and watch the bride alternately revel and glare. Maybe someone will end up in handcuffs before the night is through after all.