How to Get Laid on Valentines Day with Little to No Money Down

Introduction
It should go without saying, that Valentines Day is one of the easiest days to get laid. The only other day that may be easier is Prom. You really don't have to do much at all if you are looking to score on V Day. In spite of what what you may think, you don't have to spend a lot of money to impress a lady. Assuming that you have a lady friend in mind, just follow these simple instructions.

Clean Up
Make sure your house is clean when you invite your lady friend over to your house. Women feel more comfortable and tend to relax more in a clean environment. Make sure your bathroom, living room, and bedrooms are clean. When I say clean, I mean really clean up and don't half ass do it.

Cards
Women love to read cards. Get her a funny card. Don't get some sappy, lovey dovey card. You want to make her laugh, so make sure you start the date out right with a funny card.

A Single Rose
A single rose can work wonders for your date. Sometimes, a lot better than a dozen of them. A dozen roses will get in the way, but not only that, when she leaves, she has to find somewhere to put them if she doesn't just throw them away when she gets home. If you really want to score some points, get her a fake rose, but ask the florest to paint it an odd color that you don't usually find on roses. Try getting her a white rose with pink tips, or a black rose with white tips. It shouldn't cost more than $5 to get a custom rose.

Candles
If you have candles, get them out. If you don't have them already, buy them. Women love candles for some odd reason, and it helps set the mood for a romantic night. You don't want to have too many candles, but at the same time, you don't want to have too few. I recommend at least three candles per room, but no more than five.

Champaign
If you don't know much about champaign, ask one of your female friends what they like to drink. There are some champaigns out there that cost less than $20 per bottle. If you get champaign, make sure you have glasses to go with it. You don't want to be drinking it from a plastic cup, it just does something to mess up the mood. If you really want to go all out, buy a champaign bucket, which will run you about $5 at Wal Mart.

Mood Music
Certain people have their favorite songs that they like to play, but one thing that I know that works almost every time is Jazz. Jazz seems to set the mood, no matter what song is playing.

Massage and Foot Rub
This is usually what gets your foot in the door. If you don't know what you are doing, pretend to. Usually women will let you know what they like. Just follow her lead and play along until you achieve your goal. Women love to feel pressure when getting a massage or foot rub, so don't rub too soft, because she will only tell you to do it harder.

Lavender On The Bed
If you can find it, Lavender bed spray is like cryptonite to the most strong willed woman. If you can get her in your room and laying on your bed, the lavender will put you over the line.

The Secret Weapon
You might want to use this with caution. For some reason, women can't resist the smell of Cool Water cologne. It does something to their senses that gets them turned on. Make sure you use it sparingly. You can pick up a small bottle for about $10. If you plan on using it more than once in a while, you might want to invest in the $60 bottle.

Conclusion
This date shouldn't cost you more than $40 to pull off. If you already have some of this stuff laying around, it might cost you even less. If you can avoid it at all, make sure you don't turn on the t.v. because you want to keep her attention on you. If you can get her laughing, talking, drinking, and feeling good, you are garaunteed to get laid.