How You Can Live Off a Measly 2.5 Million Mrs Ruth Madoff

Mrs Ruth Madoff is Being Forced to Live on More Than Many of Us Have in Petty Cash

Richard  McDuff
My heart went out to Mrs Ruth Madoff, when she explained how sorry she felt about the dastardly deeds of her much maligned husband Bernard Madoff. I also feel for her when I see that the upscale Pierre Michel Salon in Manhatten have banned her from entering their elitist hair stylist salon. She has also been banned from going to her regular florist, several high class restaurants, etc and the list goes on. She has been banned from many of these places because of the rich people that her husband swindled, also frequent many of these establishments.

Our judicial system has made Bernard Madoff sell all of his possessions, ie, mansions in Manhatten, another family getaway in California, boats, vehicles, oh my god the list goes on to the tune 170 billion dollars. Mrs Madoff is also being forced to sell over 85 million dollars in assets, and the courts have left her with a measly 2.5 million. I know how she feels. I am often faced with the quandary of what I would do with that sort of money. Her major concern though, is that people are treating her like a social leper. She is facing hostility, anger, hatred, etc. from much of the public.

I have some suggestions that Mrs Ruth Madoff might want to consider, as she is being forced to live her life as a social outcast. A hermit in New York City. First of all, it is about the hair stylist. Be your own hair stylist. Shave yourself bald, I am constantly doing this. Hair is a pain. You always have to shampoo it, comb it or brush your hair. You will also find that the rotten vegetables and tomatoes that are thrown at your head are easier to clean off.

Ok, you may think that losing access to the florist is a pain, but it isn't. There are many public parks, botanical gardens, or some very well kept gardens that you can raid.

Eating out, is very easy. There are lots of fine restaurants that deliver. Dominos &. Pizza Hut come to mind. There are many ethnic restaurants that deliver. New York City has so many places that deliver, you will probably never have to leave your residence for years. Many of the delivery drivers never had enough money to invest in Mr Madoff 's ponzi schemes so you won't evoke an emotion from them.

You might consider taking up some ecologist or mother earth type past times, as many of the people who are involved in these sort of endeavors also do not have a lot of money or time to invest in many of the schemes Mr Madoff promoted.

I hope that I have been helpful. Just stick in there. Remember, Mr. Madoff took the easy route, he doesn't have to face an angry, bitter public, many of whom lost everything.

Published by Richard McDuff

I have been selling on the Internet for eight years. I have been blogging for the last 2 years, and loving every minute of it. I have gotten into social networking in the last year or so. Now, I can write...  View profile

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  • The Wizard of Westland8/4/2009

    If she gets low on cash she can always build a dunking machine and fill it with something nasty like Chihuahua urine. Then she can charge would-be dunkers $1 for three balls. She'd make a few million in no time.

  • Ethan7/6/2009

    Ruth Madoff feels ashamed and embarrassed from his husband's crime but she has nothing to do with it, beside it was her husband crime, not her. She has nothing to be ashamed since his husband betrayed her. She claims she feels just as shocked and outraged by his husband's crime. It's hard to give Ruth Madoff much credibility as she held over $80 million in assets, but in fairness she is doing something that would give her more than a modicum of accreditation. Ruth Madoff won't go to prison or need short term loans, but she's doing the right thing. Visit http://personalmoneystore.com/Short-Term-Loans/ for more info.

  • Roberta Baxter7/1/2009

    Great points made and with finesse too.

  • Scott Ranzau7/1/2009

    That was an enjoyable read. Thanks.

  • John Myers6/30/2009

    BIG SMILE.....:-)....you go boy!

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