How-to Get Your Man to Bring You Home a Giant Rock

Do you ever lay around dreaming of the day that your man will finally get you that giant rock? Do you watch TV and catch yourself drooling, fantasizing that all those shiny rocks could be yours? Well, dream no more, this is sure to get you the rock you've been waiting for.

First off, you have to start by being very sweet to your man. Shower him with kisses and compliments. Tell him he looks sexy. Tell him his truck looks extra shiny today. Whatever usually puffs up his ego, fill him full of it. After all, you're not just trying to get a back rub here, you're looking for a serious gift. Next, try making him his favorite meal. Even if it's liver and onions, and liver and onions makes your stomach turn, cook it. You might even want to go as far as making his favorite dessert. If you're feeling froggy, impress him by making it from scratch. This extra touch will show him how much you really care about him. When you're done cleaning up from dinner, you can try running him a nice hot oil bath. So, now you're thinking I might be nuts. An oil bath? Trust me ladies, he'll love it. Well, he'll love it when you slip in the tub with him.

When you're done doing what you gotta do, and he's thanking you for the bath, you will want to drop a small hint. Don't get pushy with it, he probably already knows somethings up. The alarm in his head started going off when you smiled at him when came in from work. Sitting down to something other than macaroni and cheese was probably a give away too. That's OK though, you've got him where you want him. Men are like cars, and by this point you've oiled and driven yours just where you want him.

In order to drop the hint, you can try turning on the TV. Switch it to a channel full of all those glistening rocks. I have found DIY network to be the perfect channel. Especially, the show Rock Solid. The show is full of rocks and ideas on things you can do with them. I don't mean to brag, but I've managed to get my husband to bring me home many rocks by doing the simple things mentioned above. Sometimes, I don't even have to butter him up, he just comes home and surprises me with a big, beautiful one. The last one he brought me has a biscuit sized hole in it. I'm such a lucky woman.

So, if you really want your husband to bring you home a rock, just follow my advice, and you'll be sure to have a yard full before you know it.