How Man Devolved from Adam in Eden

In the beginning, God saw that there was space there and said, "Let us create a place for man."

Then, when they had done this, they saw man and said, "Yuck!" So they made a better-looking, better-smelling model called Wo-Man. When they made her, they said, "Whooo Man!"

So since that day, man has had to work within his finite capacity to to think of ways to get around God's plans and get out from under the curse that brought us out of the garden called Eden.

You see, Adam remembered that he was to stay with Eve, be fruitful, and multiply Yet in his innocent state, he would remain inside the garden, while Eve - who succumbed to the Satanic desires of willfully disobeying God (eating the forbidden fruit) - was on the outside. So Adam used his free agency (caught up in the idea, "Hey I can have some, too") to join Eve, and he ate freely. Thus began the dawn of mankind as we now see it.

Man didn't evolve from ape; man de-evolved from Adam.