How to Make a Man Propose

So you've been going out for a long time, and you're exclusive, and he won't take the hint and pop the question. Now is the make or break time. You have to make your man propose, or you'll have a tough decision to make. Fortunately, there are ways to manipulate the fragile male psyche to make a man propose, and the only thing you have to do is be evil enough to the man you love to do them. Here's how to make a man propose.

The number one philosophy to remember to make a man propose, and this should dominate your thinking through this entire article, is that no one will buy the cow if they get the milk for free. It's human nature. So cut the farmer off. No sex. I know, I know, but it has to be the first thing to go. Don't make a big deal out of it; just drop the hint he should propose one more time. If he doesn't take it, just close up shop. He'll know why.

It will take more than no sex to make a man propose. He will think that he can hold out. He will talk to his friends; he will watch porn; he will do everything to keep things the way they are. So you have to make him feel the pain. He won't have as much mental power because you cut off the sex, so you have to now confuse him at every turn. Have permanent PMS. Make everything an emotional time bomb. The good thing about this is that it's also very cathartic, and as a woman, you can get away with this. So lock your conscience up and get to work. Remember, to make him propose is good for him, too. You're doing him a favor!

After you turn on the PMS faucet to full blast and ultra hot, he's almost ready to crack. Yes, this is all leading to an ultimatum, but you must draw him emotionally close to you first. So to make a man propose, after you confuse the crap out of him, make him your number one shoulder to cry on. Make him feel like your hero, like he's the only one who can save you. This will draw the rest of the blood still left in his frontal lobe to the more animalistic part of his brain, and he will go from a man to little more than a proud, yet sexually frustrated, monkey.

This is exactly what you want when you drop the ultimatum or come straight out and say marriage is what you want. Because the only thing that proud monkeys know how to do is beat their chest and protect their woman. Which in this case, means proposing. Congratulations, you just learned how to make your man propose. Now go out and do it. Good luck!